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shisteer of nothing much

#765
April 20, 2020, 10:38:43 AM
Being funny doesn't give you as much power as being amused.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#766
April 20, 2020, 10:44:31 AM
*looks in bag* I've got that in the bag!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#767
April 20, 2020, 10:46:01 AM
A cat?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#768
April 20, 2020, 10:48:16 AM
*looks in bag again* Is that you, Ebby?!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#769
April 21, 2020, 06:30:05 AM
No.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#770
April 21, 2020, 07:00:39 AM
*picks Ebby up out of bag* there ya go...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#771
April 21, 2020, 09:51:21 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 21, 2020, 06:16:34 PM
Well to the king again downs six big tankards of root beer.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 09:18:44 PM
O_O
the king has a drinking problem....
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#772
April 21, 2020, 11:56:13 PM
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#773
April 23, 2020, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2014, 12:07:19 AM
*Twitch
You. . . Haven't. . . Read. . . It. . . Yet. . . ?!

*Eye spasm

You requested it!

*Seizure
@The Skarzs
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#774
April 23, 2020, 11:15:23 PM
(Feel not fell)
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#775
April 23, 2020, 11:16:23 PM
(probably a typo)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#776
April 24, 2020, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:18:21 AM
*grabs Seb and holds him protectively, snarling* Leave the poor tortoise alone, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
No need to be so protective of your food, sis.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:39 PM
I protest innocence on that particular case, brother. I was not planning to eat him.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Of course, dear sister.  You were planning to save him for later.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ebantu the Kararehe

#777
April 24, 2020, 10:57:15 PM
Thanks. ^-^
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#778
April 24, 2020, 10:58:59 PM
*Drags Szark into thread*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#779
April 24, 2020, 11:02:45 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:18:21 AM
*grabs Seb and holds him protectively, snarling* Leave the poor tortoise alone, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
No need to be so protective of your food, sis.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:39 PM
I protest innocence on that particular case, brother. I was not planning to eat him.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Of course, dear sister.  You were planning to save him for later.
Woah, woah, woah. I don't remember this? (Thanks, though, Teer. Kindness to turtles is always a good thing.)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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