Funny posts collection

[shisteer of nothing much]

*eats that thing too*

[Delthion]

But the entire point of that post was that I was just born out of your flesh, and the consumed you...

Does no one know the movie Alien?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nah. The entire point of that post was lost in my digestive system.

[Delthion]

I was trying to be more clever than just another *Consumes Teer from the inside.* But since you insist.

*Consumes Teer from the inside.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm, fascinating technique you have. @Kade Rivok still has a lot to learn, I see.

[Captain Wortshire]

*GULP*

[Kade Rivok]

But the entire point of that post was that I was just born out of your flesh, and the consumed you...

Does no one know the movie Alien?

Yar, t'is a chest burster.  As for Teer, though, she barely knows what movies are, so you can't expect her to know such things.

Mm, fascinating technique you have. @Kade Rivok still has a lot to learn, I see.

I consume for me, not for you.  The only one here that is required to be satisfied is, in fact, myself. 

[lass of something much]

Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?

Not according to my wife's boyfriend.

Which wife?

Bruh.

Even though my post wasn't the funny part, I still feel like one of the cool, funny people who everyone knows and likes....So far from the truth...

Especially the last one on the list.

You don't have to rub it in....I'm depressed enough as is...

[shisteer of nothing much]

*grumpily devours Delthion from the inside after he devoured me from the inside after I devoured him from the outside*

[Captain Wortshire]

*Abaddon gulps down Teer leaving a small smudge on its lip...*

[Delthion]

* Delthion masticates Teer and Wort slowly, then leaves the waiter a small tip.

[Captain Wortshire]

*rabid tesso swarm rush in and devours everything in sight*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Eats the thread and everything in it, then proceeds to spit it out an a deserted island*

[Captain Wortshire]

SANDALPHON!

*something looms over the world*

Spoiler

[close]

*Sandalphon flattens the earth in his hands*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Flattens SANDALPHON...

...with my thumb*