Useless Skills

[Nightfire]

I can climb a tree as fast as a squirrel, then sit up there playing harmonica all day long.  Not sure if thats a SKILL, but....oh well.

[Tiria Wildlough]

You play harmonica? Cooool!
I can touch the back of my head with my toe.

[Nightfire]

Yeah, I play harmonica.   It's fun. I learned how to play this really high-pitched note, and it works as a dog whistle! I can also tick off my sister with it...

Anyway, I can also perfectly imitate Slagar the Cruel's laugh. No useful whatsoever, but it makes me more scary. Buahahahahahaha!!! >=)

[Tiria Wildlough]

I can make my violin do a really good whine. You guys should hear what it sounds like.
I can also pull a funny face to make my little sister laugh.

[Nightfire]

I can lick my elbow. I guess that makes me double jointed, or something. 

So, you play violin? Cool!    That's awesome.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yeh, I do.
I have to work on that whine!

[Nightfire]

I can sing and speak fluently in Brazilian Portugese. Quite useless, really, because I'm never going to visit that area in my life.

[DanielofRedwall]

I can sleep with my eyes closed.
I can tell the time when I look at a clock.
I can lick somebody else's elbow.
I can also walk without tripping over.

...Okay, seriously, I can also do some pretty epic hand puppets if you use a projector screen or torch or something.

[Coobreedan]

I can beat experienced players in Lego Ninjago Spinjitsu battles, but I can't beat four year olds...

[Nightfire]

I can win the entire Metroid: Other M video game in under two hours!!!!!! 

[Coobreedan]

Wow. I can say "Poyo!" the EXACT same way Kirby says it.

[Nightfire]

I can recie the names of all of the Redwall Adders right off the top of my head.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I can drink water without holding the cup.

[eualaia]

i can breaks rocks with my head, repeatedly injure myself and not feel a thing

and i own a claymore

[Rollo the Baby Bankvole]

I can make weird faces xD