Useless Skills

[Jetthebinturong]

I can remember things that aren't important to anyone (Songs and stuff)
I can name any of the 2005 onwards episodes of Doctor Who if someone describes the plot to me
I can impersonate Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Equius Zahhak, Eridan Ampora, Kankri Vantas and Doc Scratch from Homestuck
I can write fanfiction
I can go on for hours about why I like/love/dislike/hate something
I can also go on in an argument/debate for hours

[Cornflower MM]

I can argue with a brick wall for hours. Or a tree. Or a pencil. (Yes, I've tried arguong with all three. It worked.)

[Rusvul]

I can roll a terrible d20 for accuracy using a Longbow, despite being an ELF! HOW DOES AN ELF WITH A +4 DEX BONUS MISS EVERY SINGLE SHOT AND THEN SET A FOREST ON FIRE!

...Ahem, D&D...

[Cornflower MM]

I'm pretty good at Italic calligraphy.

[Feles]

I can trip on flat sufaces

YAY ME

[The Skarzs]

I can trip people with my big toe by just standing there.

[Cornflower MM]

Big toe.

I can can trip, just standing there not doing anything. What can I say? The floor doesn't like me, the walls are bullies, and the furniture goes out of it's way to trip me!

[Delthion]

- I took saber fencing lessons,
- I can do all kinds of contortions with my fingers,
- I can whistle so shrilly and loudly that someone across the room will glare at me and tell me to stop.
- I love playing Lord of the Rings online (which I know isn't exactly a skill.)
- I have founded The Golden Legion alliance on grepolis, (for those of you who have heard of it)
- I can impersonate Gollum.

[Faiyloe]

Big toe.

I can can trip, just standing there not doing anything. What can I say? The floor doesn't like me, the walls are bullies, and the furniture goes out of it's way to trip me!

^That describes me quite well

Anyway I can hear really high pitched noises. So much so that I can hear a hearing test beep from all the way across the house threw a closed door. And the people siting right next to it can't barely hear it at all.

I can also Argue with inanimate objects.

I can carry on conversations with a plethora of characters I make up in my head.

I can have really vivid plotted amazing deems. Like seriously no kidding. A lot of them resemble a movie. They have a villein, Character development, and  strangely enough, foreshadowing (Which I don't know is foreshadowing till after the thing it foreshadowed happens... So ya I have no idea how I do that)



 

[The Skarzs]

- I took saber fencing lessons,

What kind of saber? I have a Confederate cavalry saber.


I can make anything sound creepy, like "Smell the green beans."

[Faiyloe]

My sister can do that two... sort of. She has this really creepy grotesque voice she dose it sounds like Golum has a frog in his throat. It is creepy and completely hilarious at the same time... 

[The Skarzs]

I mean I can make you really uncomfortable with the way I say it.

[Rusvul]

I sometimes do that. Generally while talking about blood.

I can eat cilantro. Which is useless, because I hate cilantro.

[Delthion]

- I took saber fencing lessons,

What kind of saber? I have a Confederate cavalry saber.

The kind you see used at the Olympics.

[Faiyloe]

- I took saber fencing lessons,

What kind of saber? I have a Confederate cavalry saber.

The kind you see used at the Olympics.

You mean when they do fencing. That's a rapier (Long strait thin blade with basket hilt). Not a saber. Unless there is a kind of saber fighting in the Olympics that I don't know about.