Battle of Wits

[Maudie]

Welcome, all o' ye lackluster layabouts! In this 'ere thread we'll be 'aving a battle o' wits.
In this 'ere battle o' wits, ye try tae use your logic to subdue the other contestants. In doing so, we prefer minimal insults and no food fights. Or virtual physical fights, either. You may use riddles, tongue twisters, stories, logic, and science in this 'ere thread.
Away!

[The Skarzs]

The fact that you started this gives testimony to your inferior mind.

[Søren]

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.

[Rusvul]

The previous statement is false.

[Izeroth]

 The previous statement creates a paradox, and is therefore irrelevant. The next statement will attempt to say that I am wrong.

[Skyblade]

I think you're right.

[Rusvul]

The previous statement is incorrect.

[Skyblade]

The previous statement is incorrect.

[Faiyloe]

Everything you all have said is invalid it proves nothing and you gain nothing by it. Your cleaver words are empty ones and your pedestals are built on sand. Thus so you shall fall.

[Rusvul]

My words are cleavers, eh? Then I shall cleave thy insolent skull in twain with them. Be on your guard! *Takes fencing stance without any kind of weapon*

[Maudie]

That was an unfair blow, seeing as Faiyloe is dyslexic and therefore prone to misspelling words due to how her brain works. And, c'mon, no threats!

[Rusvul]

Ah, but I meant no disrespect. Typos can make the world more interesting. And I do not intend to physically harm anyone.

Faiyloe! Phantasmagoria! Emulation! Positron! Arterial! Polaric! Acquiesce! Chartreuse! Illium! Jacqueminot! Lassitude! Versimilitude! Kaleidoscopic! Premunition! Cenotaph! Vivisepulture! Chatoyant! Cynosure! Juxtaposition! Superfluous!

*whispers* Are you dead yet?

[Maudie]

Two can play at that game...

Discombobulated! Friggatriskaidekaphopia! Machiavellaniasm! Conviviality! Parsimonious! Penultimate! Perspicacious! Gasconading! Magnanimous! Idiosyncratic! Circumlocution!

Whew! There.

[Rusvul]

Should you not drop this at this very instant, I shall vivisepulture you into a cenotaph!

[Izeroth]

 If you do intend to make good on that threat, you will render your second-to-last statement incorrect. If you do not intend to make good on that threat, the previous statement is incorrect.