Guests are doing something secretly!

[Søren]

*Steps through hole in LT's duct tape barrier Jet's energy blast created* Thank you for the new doorway.

Who's gonna be our leader?

JOIN ME!

I'D RATHER DRINK DUMPSTER JUICE!!!!!

Thanks for putting THAT image in my head...

[James Gryphon]

Join the guest revolution, and support the staff! Today only: a free carton of egg rolls, one gallon of dumpster juice, and a fresh taco for every member who defects!

[Mhera]

*Locks Mhera in chains of auric energy*

*Briefly disembodies self from account and uses guest form to break chains; logs back on*

How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?

Because my TV show will not run you MAGGOTS!


CHAAAAARGEEEEE!

[Hickory]

Join the guest revolution, and support the staff! Today only: a free carton of egg rolls, one gallon of dumpster juice, and a fresh taco for every member who defects!

I'll take the role of Sweden in this war. Injured, come to me!

[Lady Amber]

*Locks Mhera in chains of auric energy*

*Briefly disembodies self from account and uses guest form to break chains; logs back on*

How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?

I can totally pass that up! I mean, seriously, dumpster juice?! Come on!

And Mhera, how on Earth could you go to the...Evil Side? *Sobs*

[James Gryphon]

Dumpster juice is delicious and nutritious! It's filled with vitamins and herbs, and it builds up your antibodies. What's not to like?*
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[Izeroth]

 Wow! That sounds slightly better than my usual diet of dying threads and syrup!

[Mhera]

And Mhera, how on Earth could you go to the...Evil Side? *Sobs*

*sips dumpster juice* Who said I was good to begin with?

[Delthion]

So, anyone have a plan of attack. 'Cause, you know, there are hungry guests that would like nothing better than to sink their fangs into a good old piece of juicy member.

Form a impenetrable wall in the cellars where we can survive an all out siege! Check the weapon supplies and summon the mightiest warriors. Sharpen your swords and pitchforks, light your torches and ready the catapults. Gather food and drink then store them safely underground. Patrol the Front lawns constantly for new warriors and mount a guard in the Forum games. Prepare to defend the forum with your lives. Ready all your armor and shine your boots. assemble any potential fighters and arm every able bodied member. Assign officers and most of all we need a leader! WE ARE GOING TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you aren't Theoden in your spare time? He got all the great speeches and that one was worthy of such a hero!

Anyway I have summoned Roland to assist us in quelling the heretical guests from the forums.

I shall quell all resistance and I shall fall on the guests with my well-made sword. Durendal, let your steel cleave through the evils of guesthood and destroy all those who dare to side with them. Monjoy!!!

[Søren]

Dumpster juice is delicious and nutritious! It's filled with vitamins and herbs, and it builds up your antibodies. What's not to like?*
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Oh dang it, a hair is on my screen.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

The members, suffering a crushing betrayal,  prepare for war while Mhera is drinking dumpster juice. Check back after the interval for more!

[Delthion]

Wait a minute, is this the TV show thread for the audition thread?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

No, I'm filming a documentary!

[Søren]

Let's just pick a leader. We got a Forum War between Mhera's guests, James's staff, and the intrepid Members. We need a member leader.