Guests are doing something secretly!

[Mhera]

That's fine then. Personally I might've considered a 3200 or 3000 for the backpack, but the 2000's a classic; can't go wrong there. I just wanted to make sure you weren't using one of those wimpy electric motor soakers like they sell now.

Yep. They don't make 'em like they used to.

*Splutters. Attacks Mhera with Nerf sword.*

*Stabs Soren with Durendal in the toe.*

*takes advantage of Del's split attention to duck away from attack*

*Breathes fire on Mhera*

*extinguishes fire with dumpster juice*

Looks like you've been eating too much hot stuff lately, King. You know what's great for easing the burn? A tall, cold glass of dumpster juice. You should try it.

Guest   02:04:50 AM   Viewing LT Sandpaw's profile.

Guest   02:25:38 AM   Nothing, or nothing you can see...

[Wylder Treejumper]

Guest    02:25:38 AM    Nothing, or nothing you can see...

[Mhera]

Online Mhera   02:27:07 AM   Unknown Action

[Wylder Treejumper]

 

[Mhera]

From the "You know you've spent too much time on the forums when..." thread:

You've figured out that the delay between "Who's Online" updates is about nine and a half seconds (give or take half a second).

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Way back, like way way way way back, like before you were born back; guests could post. They even could have a name.

That was in 2011. 

Dumpster juice? Heh, Himalayan spring water is the best. TRY SOME! *Splashes ice cold Himalayan spring water all over the guests and Mhera*

[Faiyloe]

No one notices that I am mortally wounded, or that there is an H Bomb over us? Yes, even the nods, mods, and soren.

Looks like you could use some help.  *Points pen at the H Bomb and disarms it* *Makes some bandages and thread and needle with the pen and uses them to sew and wrap up Sam.* Hows that?

[Mhera]

*uses hair dryer to try and dry out the ink in Faiy's pen*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Continues whacking Soren*

[Søren]

*Continues whacking Soren*

*is getting whacked continually*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Hands Sam over too Faiy* Picks up mop* CHAAARGE! *Charges Soren*

[Mhera]

*squirts dumpster juice on ground directly in front of Sandpaw in attempt to make him slip*

You will never win!

Online Matthias720   06:34:29 PM   Nothing, or nothing you can see...

[LT Sandpaw]

*Slides awesomely past Soren* Turns not so awesomely* Crashes into guests*

[Mhera]

Online Skyblade   08:28:45 PM   Unknown Action

[Skyblade]

*Slides awesomely past Soren* Turns not so awesomely* Crashes into guests*

Funny post

Online Skyblade   08:28:45 PM   Unknown Action

I don't even know how I keep doing that but okay.