Pointless Dictionary

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Make up new definitionz fer wordz!

Chicken: A muzical inztrument

[Tiria Wildlough]

Calendar is...a water filter!

[DanielofRedwall]

Orange is having too much time in your hands.

[Icefire]

A shipyard is a thick vegetable soup.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Definition of Bloodrath:
Bloodrath is what you get when you are building a castle out of cards and your about to put on the last card when your cat runes through it destroying it completely. It takes you a few moments to figure what has just happend and then you shout:ELALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you pick up your shoe and throw it at the cat. The cat dodges it and the shoe smashes a shelf, Your so made that you kick you TV screen and you break it which makes you even more mad
and then your eyes cloud over with red a you hear this noise:
(Silence for a few secands, and then:)

CRASH!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!KAGBANG!!!ELALIAAAAAAAA!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!
BANG!!!GIVE 'EM BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!ELALIAAAAAA!!!CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!BANG!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!CRASH!!!KABANG!!!ELALIAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!CRASH!!!GIVE THEM MORE BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you pass out.
When you wake up, you find out that everything in your home  has been destroyed. You find that all the windows are smashed, all other thing mad of glass are shattered, everything mad of wool or any other type of fabric are riped to shreads, and so one and so on.......


                                            And then silence

[Redwallfan7]

smear: a combination of a spear and a smock

[Redwaller]

Tree: A very long fall

[rakkety tam]

Shakalakadingdong=hey honey i'm off to work

[Redwaller]

bell: a rushing stream.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Definition of Bloodrath:
Bloodrath is what you get when you are building a castle out of cards and your about to put on the last card when your cat runes through it destroying it completely. It takes you a few moments to figure what has just happend and then you shout:ELALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you pick up your shoe and throw it at the cat. The cat dodges it and the shoe smashes a shelf, Your so made that you kick you TV screen and you break it which makes you even more mad
and then your eyes cloud over with red a you hear this noise:
(Silence for a few secands, and then:)

CRASH!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!KAGBANG!!!ELALIAAAAAAAA!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!
BANG!!!GIVE 'EM BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!ELALIAAAAAA!!!CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!BANG!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!CRASH!!!KABANG!!!ELALIAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!CRASH!!!GIVE THEM MORE BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you pass out.
When you wake up, you find out that everything in your home  has been destroyed. You find that all the windows are smashed, all other thing mad of glass are shattered, everything mad of wool or any other type of fabric are riped to shreads, and so one and so on.......


                                            And then silence

And then you go to jail.

Ferret: a piece of three-second-old paper.

[Redwaller]

catsup: a cat's supper!

[Redwallfan7]

Mayonaise: A club for the teenage Redwall animals

[rakkety tam]

try=a candy bar made entirelyof moths

[Redwallfan7]

sofa-A brand of soda from the Mossflower Woodlands

[Ungatt Trunn]

Shrimp: a sign of bad luck.