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Flib Bigboat

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Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on June 12, 2012, 09:34:54 PM
Definition of Bloodrath:
Bloodrath is what you get when you are building a castle out of cards, and you're about to put on the last card, when your cat runs through it, destroying it completely. It takes you a few moments to figure out what just happened, and then you shout: EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then you pick up your shoe, and throw it at the cat. The cat dodges, and the shoe smashes a shelf. You're so mad that you kick your TV screen, and you break it, which makes you even more mad.
And then your eyes cloud over with red, and you hear this noise:
(Silence for a few seconds, and then)

CRASH!!! BANG!!! BOOM!!! KABANG!!! EULALIAAAAAAAA!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!!
BANG!!! GIVE 'EM BLOOD AN' VINEGAR!!! EULALIAAAAAA!!! CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BOOM!!! CRASH!!! KABANG!!! EULALIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!! CRASH!!! GIVE THEM MORE BLOOD AN' VINEGAR!!! CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you pass out.
When you wake up, you find that everything in your home has been destroyed. You find that all the windows are smashed, all other things made of glass are shattered, everything made of wool or any other type of fabric are ripped to shreds, and so on and so on.......


                                            And then silence.
*fixes numerous typos*
Living with a badger in the house must be... interesting.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

(I have an Idea for a new topic...)

Hair - The short green plants that are commonly domesticated for use in lawns.

Booklover

Octopus: a mechanical utensil.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Captain Wortshire

Treasure: Depends entirely on who you ask
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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WorshipTiria

Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Booklover

To the pain?

Inconceivable: something that has just been proved to you.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

WorshipTiria

Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Ally046

WorshipTiria: Very sparsely online

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

Flib: murderer of anyone who speaks of her.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

WT: Someone who keeps making you laugh, even when you tell them to stop.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

Seb - humility in its rarest and most pure form.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Humility - the art of making yourself appear so over-the-top arrogant that everyone sees you as modest.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

High-five:   Bonking foreheads together with someone aggressively.