Welcome To My Gnome Home

[Blaggut]

Hello, hello! Want some dandelion tea? Or do ye prefer pine resin beer! It'll put a fire in your stomach and singe your pointy red hat, I'll say! Oh, you find it hard to see? Allow me.

*A lamp is lit with a flint and steel, lighting the small, roughly dug out hole, extending from the entrance in a long shape, with enough wilderness to move about. Many items associated with coziness are cluttered around, such as a rocking chair, a fireplace, and a bed.*

Ah, much better. Here, have some crackers and cheese, and the rabbit meat kabobs will be ready any minute. Would you like some mulberry sauce and pepper jam for that?

*Some jars are pulled out and offered to the forum guests*

Oh, and feel free to move about. My hole home is your hole home!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Random mole trundles in* Bo hurr, oi think that this place shudd be callerd, Moler Homer.

[Rusvul]

*Appears in a puff of smoke*


    I come from a village, up North.
    Amongst 400 gnomes, I was elected.
    And today, I come forth.
    I offer you my help, to protect the kingdom.
    For I am Monsieur Varnouche.
    And zis is my mighty steed, Lotor
    Some might say we are farouche.
    But we are also of great honor.
    I want to rid the land of ze Voraci.
    As they have brought only pain and misery.
    I have to protect my dear family.
    And today, I am here to join your party.

*Disappears in a puff of smoke*

Sorry, I have to make obscure references whenever the opportunity presents itself.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

MOLER HOMER FURR LIFER!

[Hickory]

Never.

*walks in sniffing* 'Ello, mah bonny wee friends. What's for breakfast today, Ah'm fair starving tae death!

[Blaggut]

Cheese, bread, some delicious dips, strawberries, I made some strawberry pancakes, and... Oh! The rabbit meat kabobs are ready! And let my get out the vegetable platter...

*A big platter of rabbit meat dripping with juices is sat upon the table, joined by a vegetable platter seconds later*

Best spices in the area! The red ones on the left are Cajun, mind ye, so be careful of ye mouth. Oh, and I'll get the drinks.

*A plate full of drinks is placed on the table.*

Herb Beer, Dockleaf Tea, Mulberry Tea, Strawberry Fizz, and Water.

[Faiyloe]

*A fairy flies in threw the open door* Hi there can I join you?

[SilentSam]

'tis I! The dwarf rabbit. (Yes I am a rabbit in this) Do you have any carrot cake?

[Hickory]

"Aye, the food is quite delicous, wee laddie, taste a bit!

[Blaggut]

Yes! Come in! Just no mischievous Magic please. And sorry, but I didn't make any my friend. Though we have some steamed carrots and, um, rabbit kabobs, but don't worry, your not on the menu! Anyone want some escargot and worms on birch bark? I assume you, mister mole?

[Faiyloe]

*lands on the edge of a cup of water and scoops up some in an acorn cap*  Do you have any honey?

[SilentSam]

Yes! Come in! Just no mischievous Magic please. And sorry, but I didn't make any my friend. Though we have some steamed carrots and, um, rabbit kabobs, but don't worry, your not on the menu! Anyone want some escargot and worms on birch bark? I assume you, mister mole?

*stops eating kabobs* What? You mean to tell me I've been eating my brethren? I've had my aunt lost in the woods one day. Well, she was quite rude, and not even my real aunt. But I warn you, if I find out you've been eating my other brethren, I have a sword.

[Blaggut]

*places a jar of honey next to the fairy* Enjoy.

And, eh, sorry about that. I'll try and catch more squirrels rather then rabbits, but my rabbit fur boots are needing a repair.

[Faiyloe]

Thanks *Puts a drop of honey in the acorn cup. Takes a lemon clover from the window and adds it to the top. Flies over and sits on the mantel piece* 

I'll try and catch more squirrels rather then rabbits

Hey watch it! One of my best friends is a squirrel!

[Blaggut]

((We underground, but luckily there is a window that's kinda slanted. Think hobbit homes. But better.))