Welcome To My Gnome Home

[Blaggut]

((Guys lets stay on path.. No power gaming or non-medieval weapons.

A loud voice is heard in the distance. It is not exactly evil, but simply stupid sounding.

"Kmon Gork, Kmon Grelb, we got gnomes tae eat! Haw haw!

They come!

*Begins flicking a few levers*

Time for some gnomes traps!

*Pained yelp heard in distance*

[The Skarzs]

Hey, they aren't so bad. Just annoying little things that are fun to squish.

[Faiyloe]

What are you waiting for, lets squish them then *Flies over and hovers by Skarzes shoulder*

[The Skarzs]

Fine. Just sit down and watch from there.

[Faiyloe]

And let you have all the fun? Not a chance. 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Hi.

[Blaggut]

* The thumping is loud and horribly close. A large snout (These things are like 50 times bigger then us) pokes through the window, breaking it. *

Huh-huh, I smell gnomeses!

[The Skarzs]

Still fun to squish.

And let you have all the fun? Not a chance. 

Party pooper.

[Faiyloe]

*Darts over and pinches the troll on the ear,* *He starts itching and the itching spreads down his neck and arm* *Pinches three others and they start itching as well*

[The Skarzs]

Aren't I lucky not to have visible ears?

[Faiyloe]

Oh really? *Flies around Skarzses head peppering him with fairy dust and he grows a pare of donkey ears* 

[The Skarzs]

Nooohohoho. . .

[Blaggut]

*They scratch themselves, yelling. One punches a hole through the top of the home, receiving a cut on his palm.*

[Faiyloe]

 
Now you have a pare of lovely ears.

[Blaggut]

The gnome can't help chuckling, but says; "No time for tricks, Faey!" ((Funny how Faey is mother rod for Fairy, and faiy, y'know... Never mind.)) And grabs a quiver of arrows and a bow out of the rubble below the gaping hole, topped with a delicious looking baked shrew with lemon paprika sauce. He heads for the door dipping his hand into a pouch, some powder sticking to his fingers.