If you hate puns, don't read this.... or you will die.

[Izeroth]

•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.

•Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.

•Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny.

Heh. *Face goes pale and I turn into a hundred headed dragon* I HATE PUNS.

[Mhera]

I know Ash, that list really did seem to dragon, didn't it?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

The One Who Kills hates bad puns That's right, I HATE bad puns.

[Rusvul]

•I'm forced to make bad jokes about the periodic table; all the good ones argon.

Nitrogen Oxygen they're not.

[Skyblade]

The One Who Kills hates bad puns That's right, I HATE bad puns.

But these are good puns. I also like these from another thread:

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.    
   
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.    
   
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

   I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

   Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

   I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

   
   Mummies are bound to be uptight.

   I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time

[Wot, wot!]

    

[The Skarzs]

What do you call a fish with two knees?

Any more guesses?

[Russa Nodrey]

A two-kneed fish?!

[Skyblade]

[Mhera]

That little guy in the last picture talking to the nuts nailed it

[Russa Nodrey]

Heheheheh.

[Skyblade]

That little guy in the last picture talking to the nuts nailed it

He's pretty sharp, don't you think?

[Russa Nodrey]

Heheheheheh.

[Mhera]

He certainly got to the point; hammered it home, you might say