Overlord's Orders! XIII,

[Delthion]

"Most gracious and esteemed sir, I was at the tailors, and I was completely fine, but then he said to someone in the back, that he was planning on sending Martians to take over the town and install himself as Overlord, I was in favor of going back to our work with what we had and telling you when we got back so we could fulfill our mission. But then Sam just took over and drew his revolver on the tailor, it was a fine sketch, but then Ash must've thought that it was a real revolver and held him up. With the water tower, I was stuck on the ground, holding the safety rope. With the bar fight, I was punched by a random patron and was knocked out before it even started. With the horses, I think Sage dealt with that."

[Søren]

Sir, I wasn't preset at the bar fight, tailor shop or horse incident. When we had arrived for the mission, Sam told me that Sage was going to take care of the horses, and that there was a problem with the water tower. He said there was a hole in it, and that bird were pooping in it and it was going to give the town the Bird Flu. So I hurried up to the top to inspect it, hoping to find a solution to the alleged problem. However, when I got up there, there wasn't a hole. It's was fine. All of the sudden, the water tower started shaking. Del, who was holding the rope, quickly lowered me and the water tower fell as soon as I was near the ground. I was swept up in all the water expelled, and was pushed access the street and into a horse. It turns out this horse wasn't in a good mood. He reared up and kicked me, knocking the wind out of me. When I regained my composure, there were all six of our horses, running down the street. Astonished, I chased after the masked rider, but couldn't keep up. As I walked back toward town, Sam and Ash were riding two bills, with blind holds on the bulls, holding a sombrero hat and a bottle of whisky, chasing after the horses! I have no idea what that was about, infact, this is ALL I know. This is everything that I was involved with. I wasn't included in any of the other antics of the other servants Sir. I was only helping.

[winifred]

Are signups still open? If so, I'm in.

[LT Sandpaw]

OOC: Alright your in you can go ahead and start.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Milorde, I will tell you a full account of what happened. It is true that I held up Sam, but he was going to shoot yer tailor. It was then when Sagetip, carrying a bottle of whisky and hiccuping tied me up to his leg and dragged him to two blindfolded bulls and Sagetip knocked me out with out with some bills and a sombrero with chloroform. As for the bar fight and the water tower, I was unconcious at the time.

[SilentSam]

I wasn't at the bar fight, or the water tower either. I was going to have a little fun with everyone, as Sagetip said everyone had a lot of time, but Ash held me up.  As for what happened with the bulls, I think Ash explained that. If I were you, I wouldn't trust sage tip.

[Hickory]

Mightiness, as for the horses, I was merely attempting to secure them agianst any trouble while Del, Ash and the rest worked out... other complications. As I was moving them, the water tower started to fall, the horses started and they ran off toward the desert. I blame this all on sam, he was the one who shoved whisky down my throat and threatened me to do the things I did to Ash, threatening to snipe out all the others. After being knocked out by rogue bulls, I came to and noticed sam trying to move the horses back near the small pond formed by the water tower and drown them. This is purely his fault, he must've spread dissent throught our partners with word of mouth. I thought I saw Brad Pitt making out with a bull, so I was distracted.

[SilentSam]

Mightiness, as for the horses, I was merely attempting to secure them agianst any trouble while Del, Ash and the rest worked out... other complications. As I was moving them, the water tower started to fall, the horses started and they ran off toward the desert. I blame this all on sam, he was the one who shoved whisky down my throat and hypnotized me to do the things I did to Ash. After being knocked out by rogue bulls, I came to and noticed sam trying to move the horses back near the small pond formed by the water tower and drown them. This is purely his fault, he must've spread dissent throught our partners with word of mouth. I thought I saw Brad Pitt making out with a bull, so I was distracted.

OOC: Sage you can't say that you were hypnotized by someone. it's okay though, I said that someone hypnotized me my first year too.

[Izeroth]

OOC: Can I still join?

[Hickory]

Mightiness, as for the horses, I was merely attempting to secure them agianst any trouble while Del, Ash and the rest worked out... other complications. As I was moving them, the water tower started to fall, the horses started and they ran off toward the desert. I blame this all on sam, he was the one who shoved whisky down my throat and hypnotized me to do the things I did to Ash. After being knocked out by rogue bulls, I came to and noticed sam trying to move the horses back near the small pond formed by the water tower and drown them. This is purely his fault, he must've spread dissent throught our partners with word of mouth. I thought I saw Brad Pitt making out with a bull, so I was distracted.

OOC: Sage you can't say that you were hypnotized by someone. it's okay though, I said that someone hypnotized me my first year too.
Fixed it.

[LT Sandpaw]

OOC: Izeroth if you make your first post soon, then yes you can I think your going to be the last late sign up.

[Izeroth]

 Your gloriousness, I assure you that none of this occurred because of me. Most of it, actually, happened due to the incompetence of my partners. Allow me to explain:

Sagetip was attempting to "secure the horses against all trouble," but only because he planned on stealing them later and selling them to some armadillos. I know this because I overheard him cackling to himself as I walked to the bar. I went to warn you, but then the water tower started to fall, causing mayhem. In the confusion, I got hit by a falling signpost and got knocked out.

[Hickory]

OOC: are we allowed to post more then once?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

OOC: Yes.

[Hickory]

Mightiness, I was merely attempting to secure money by selling the horses to assist in repaying all damage done. The armadillos were offering a deal I couldn't resist, so I had to sell the horses. However, the money was lost when Sam got be drunk. This is purely his fault, I still hold that claim.