What Would You Do If....

[Russa Nodrey]

Soooo, um, here's how it works:

The Mask: What would you do if a boulder crushed your dog?

Mhera: Get a new dog.

WWYDI a large spider bit your toe?

You get the idea....


WWYDI you found a dead catfish under your pillow?

[Banya]

Put the dead catfish behind the curtain in the community bathroom.

WWYDI you were given the option of having any (existing) job in the world for a day?

[Delthion]

I would verify it, then take whatever job I want, I'm not actually sure what that is...

WWYDI the Redwall Forums was disbanded?

[Eulaliaaa!]

I would be sad... 

WWYDI your cat was plotting to kill you?
(By the way, great idea.)

[Russa Nodrey]

Kill it first.

WWYDI the world turned into an egg?

[Rusvul]

Die within a matter of days, along with all the other life on earth. Eggs have a complete lack of surface water.

WWYDI you had all the money you could possibly want, but it would vanish after an hour and a half?

[SilentSam]

1 word: BUY!
WWYDI you had to DESTROY your best friend.

[Delthion]

Destroy myself most likely, or tie myself up, or ask someone to tie myself up.

What would you do if your real life crush appeared on the forums?

[Søren]

Try to be nice, and befriend the person.
WWYDI The RP board died?

[Izeroth]

 I would revive it with thread necromancy.

WWYDI sentient lemons took over the world?

[Cornflower MM]

Say, 'When life hands me lemons, I make lemonade. Who's got a juicer?!'

WWYD If you were suddenly transported to another time?

[Banya]

I would change my clothes and have some fun. 

WWYDI suddenly no one you know speaks the language(s) you speak?

[Eulaliaaa!]

Be very confused and try to communicate with them.

WWYDI you had wings?

[Lady Amber]

If I suddenly found out that I had wings, I would freak out, tell my mom, and then fly around.

WWYDI your stove exploded?

[Eulaliaaa!]

Probably just stand there looking confused, then angry that I lost whatever food was inside.

WWYDI another Redwall book came out?