You Know You're Obsessed with Middle-earth When...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wow. these are all so dang true.

[Tungro]

83. When you and your friends speak Elvish to each other

Spoiler

Not me, just a group of LotR fanatics I know

[close]

[Booklover]

84. When you see a thread that mentions Middle Earth and decide to read every single post and also revive the thread.

85. When you shout at your English teacher because they said they've never read LotR (I didn't actually do this, but I wanted to).

86. When you are doing an extract from LotR in English (the lesson, not the language), and it's from the film and you start pointing out all the differences to the book (that's how 85 came up).

87. When you start reciting the Ring poem just to annoy your friends.

[shisteer of nothing much]

88. When you refer to Aragorn as Estel.

89. When you've been to Weta Workshops.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

90. When you want to memorise every single detail of books and film.

91. When you get super annoyed at your brothers' The Lego Hobbit video game because of differences it has to the book.

[shisteer of nothing much]

92. When you can quote both Bilbo's speech and Billboy baggypants' speech from memory.

[Booklover]

93. When you call all the spiders you see 'attercop' or 'old tomnoddy'.

[shisteer of nothing much]

94. When you have a spider soft toy named Shelob. (I had this when I was little)

[Sebias of Redwall]

95. When its one of your dreams to visit New Zealand and see AAAALLLL of the places that they filled at.
96. When you can practically quote the Hobbit and LotR films from memory.

[shisteer of nothing much]

97. When you spend the afternoon going through an illistrated Tolkien encyclopedia, studying balrogs.

[Jukka the Sling]

98:  When your laptop's user profile isn't your actual name but is instead an approximation of your name's meaning in Sindarin.

[Sebias of Redwall]

99. When you see a topic called "Funny LotR pictures" and you feel the need to reboot it.

[shisteer of nothing much]

100. When you see a topic called "Funny LotR pictures" and you read all fourteen pages of it.

[Booklover]

101. When you hear about a topic called 'Funny LotR pictures' and you want to read all the pages of it.
102. When you hear about a topic called 'Funny LotR pictures', then read all the pages, and you want to add to it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

103. When you see a topic called funny LotR pictures, and wish someone would just post in it already.