The League of Ordinary Gentlemen

[Rusvul]

*Sidesteps and draws rapier and flintlock pistol*

[Hickory]

Please, if you want to fight, make a duel topic. This is a gentlemen's club.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Man pushes Rus out of the door and muffled noises are heard*

[Hickory]

Guys, I'm tired of this. Ash, please keep this real. We aren't fighting to the death here. If you adn Rus want to fiight, do it outside of this topic. There is a limit to the actual cellar activity here. No violence, no attacking trolls with AK-47s, and no goofy topics. Just keep it... gentlemanly.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Glares at the upstarts* I believe a warrior is a gentleman and as a gentleman we try to use the minimum amount of force possible. Mr Sage I have a team of special forces that would be only to happy to guard the doors.

[Hickory]

*sighs* Please do so.

[Rusvul]

*Holsters and sheathes weaponry* Apologies, sir. As long as no one's going to kill commoners, I don't need to cause problems.

[Delthion]

Ah, my good sirs, I beseech thee to open the doors so that I may enter this fine abode!

[Izeroth]

 Woah, gentlemen! I never advocated the hanging of plebeians-- that would be unsanitary, among other things. I simply suggested that we barricade the doors so that they cannot disturb us.

[Leatho Shellhound]

This looks like my kinda place.

[Hickory]

Woah, gentlemen! I never advocated the hanging of plebeians-- that would be unsanitary, among other things. I simply suggested that we barricade the doors so that they cannot disturb us.

Excellent idea, my good sir. Shall we proceed to other activities? Name any one! (that is gentlemanly)

*Holsters and sheathes weaponry* Apologies, sir. As long as no one's going to kill commoners, I don't need to cause problems.

Of course. Thank you for you indulgence of this... deviation of gentlemanly protocol.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Of course, plebeians will be hanged on sight. I have gallows set up outside. We could go and watch.

[Hickory]

Of course, plebeians will be hanged on sight. I have gallows set up outside. We could go and watch.

*grinds teeth* the barricading idea, ash. Not the hanging. Willworth, burn the gallows.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Sips tea* Too bad, they're fire-proof and I have a whole army to guard them. *Sips tea again* What makes you so protective of those plebeians?

OOC: I'm not like that in real life, obviously.

[Hickory]

Because they do not deserve to be mistreated.