Victim of the month

[Rainshadow]

  Dragons aren't tools, they're friends.  Companions.  That some of them wish to help is just a side benefit.

[The Skarzs]

Hey, there is some use for dragons in the world, still! Don't let anyone tell you that they aren't good food.

[Faiyloe]

Skarzs, I don't care what your troll metabolism craves, Dragons are not on the menu. Here have an OITB instead.

[The Skarzs]

Aww. . .

[Skyblade]

I remember a few years ago, I was at Korea for a trip and it was Thursday morning. We took an airplane back to my house in the USA. When we arrived, I saw that it was Thursday morning, even though the ride was about 13 hours long (Ikr).

THE DIFFERENT TIME ZONES OF THE WORLD.

Not really a paradox, but the best thing I could come up with in the moment

[Rainshadow]

  This is not torture, it is mere amusement!  (Yeah, time zones really throw me off.  Takes me forever to adjust to a new time, and by that time I'm already in a different zone.  )

[The Skarzs]

*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*

[Rainshadow]

  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.

[Søren]

  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.

I'm fairly certain you would taste great, like all dragons.

[Rainshadow]

  *Starts cracking up*  Rochil can't type right now because he's still giving me a face quite similar to this (but without the snow):



  Ahhhhh, disgusted dragons are hilarious. 

[Faiyloe]

*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*

Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*

[Delthion]

*Grandma voice.* Aww, they're so cute together!

[Skyblade]

*Grandma voice.* Aww their so cute together!

GRAMMAR ERROR! *removes the word "their" and replaces it with "they're"*

*Also inserts a comma after "Aww"*

[The Skarzs]

  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.

Hey, you shouldn't discount something until it's been tried. Like that one time I ate a bar of depleted uranium to see if it tasted as bad as they said it would. I dunno; I thought it tasted rather nice, though it was a bit unpleasant after digestion.

*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*

Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*

Sorryyy. . .

Can I have this horned owl then?

[Faiyloe]

  I thought this thread was for torturing my mistress, not doing... whatever you are doing.

  He's trying to eat you, Rocky.

  He shall surely regret it.  I've been told by my numerous enemies that I taste quite terrible, even with salt seasoning my flesh.

Hey, you shouldn't discount something until it's been tried. Like that one time I ate a bar of depleted uranium to see if it tasted as bad as they said it would. I dunno; I thought it tasted rather nice, though it was a bit unpleasant after digestion.

*Sprinkles salt on Rochil.*

Skarzs! What did I tell you about eating endangered species! *Folds arms over chest disapprovingly*

Sorryyy. . .

Can I have this horned owl then?

Hmmm... Oh alright...