Victim of the month

[The Skarzs]

Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.

[Faiyloe]

No, no tigers.

[The Skarzs]

And you called me a stick in the mud.

[Skyblade]

Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.

Excuse me?

[Faiyloe]

Your dietary habits are somewhat... disturbing at times. Besides they are endangered. Go eat something like a rabbit. They reproduce fast enough. Actually, you know what, I have no qualms with you eating extinct species. Let's borrow a time machine and hunt some dinosaurs  .

[The Skarzs]

Awesome.

Yay! I'll have some Bengal tiger with it.

Excuse me?

*Cough.* Nothing.

[LT Sandpaw]

No don't eat tigers their too cool, have this snake on a stick.
*Hands Skarzs a python on a spear*

[Izeroth]

 You could always go to the Everglades. I'm sure they would be more than happy to feed you all their pythons....

Anyway, I have another paradox!

If a man time travels back to the 80s and accidentaly kills his past self, what happens? Surely, the man can't just disappear (if he disappeared, the past version never would never have been killed anyway, and the event would be made irrelevant), but, surely, everything can't just continue as usual?

[Rainshadow]

  *Sighs*  Have you never seen the Doctor Who episode, Father's Day?  Reapers show up and start to kill people until things are set straight.  In this case, it would be another person going back in time and stopping the man from killing himself.

  Y'know, this is probably the saddest form of torture I've ever been exposed to.  There is nothing torturous about this, other than that the torture is so lame it kinda hurts.  But not really. 

[Mhera]

So the Brownie Game torture is far more effective, correct?

[Izeroth]

 There are two flaws with your logic.

1: Reapers don't exist.
2: Reapers don't exist.

[The Mask]

HA! DOPEY TROLL, WILL YOU BE MY EATING BUDDY? HOW MANY TURTLES CAN YOU EAT IN A MINUTE? READY? GO!
*starts eating massive amounts of turtle*

[The Skarzs]

"Dopey"? An insult! You shall be crushed in your defeat! *Eats sea turtles by the dozen.*

[Rainshadow]

  Heh, my tormentors are arguing amongst themselves. 

[Izeroth]

*sigh*