The (rather pointless) Redwall Forum Show

[The Skarzs]

This is just something I wrote after reading this topic, and decided to upload it here for fun. Enjoy!

Rain: Hello, and welcome back to the Redwall Forum Show! I'm Rain, and I will be substituting Redwallmusician for today. I am joined with the following members: Head the weasel. . .

Head: Ach. . .

Rain: Bluerose the otter. . .

Bluerose: Hey there!

Rain: Tam the hare. . .

Tam: Hello!

Rain: And Skarzs the Troll.

Skarzs: You told me it was free food, not a community show.

Rain: (Just be quiet; there'll be food afterwards)

Skarzs: Grumble. . .

Rain: Aaanyways, we've all come here today because the others wanted a break from the show and we were forced to get some last-minute guests.

Bluerose: So that's all we are? Replacements? *Sob* Meanie. *Ghost fires*

Head: Ach, nae look vot ye've done!

Tam: Um, can we continue, please? This isn't going very well. . .

Rain: Bluerose, if it makes you feel any better, we're all replacements.

Bluerose: *Sniff* Okay. *Smaller ghost fires*

*Suddenly, Amarith Waterspring scurries in through the back door*

Amarith: Sorry I'm late! Got caught in the midst of a bunch of shrews.

Head: Vere zey tazty?
A
marith: What? Eew! No, of course not! How dare you think of such a horrid thing?

Head: He he he. . .

Skarzs: This gathering is absolutely pointless.

Tam: You're absolutely pointless. . .

Bluerose: Tam, darling, be nice; wouldn't want to offend the troll, would we?

Rain: Alright, we have our first caller: It's all the way from Southsward!

Caller: Hello?

Rain: Hello, caller!

Caller: Helloo?

Rain: He. . .llo? H- (Try to fix this thing, would you Rainy?) We can hear you, caller.

Caller: Hello? Is anybeast th- *Booooop*

Skarzs: . . .

Head: Ach. . .

Rain: Alright, on to the next caller. Zuzucath? (From Forbidden Truce RP)

Zuzucath: Yesss. . .

Bluerose: I'm sorry, what?

Rain: Sir, can you speak louder? It's a little hard to understand-

Zuzucath: Zuzucath hears you, yesss. Zuzucath be a weasel, and make you die long, painful, death, yesss. . .

Head: WEASELZ RULE! Shall we eat ze trollie?

Zuzucath: Yesss, make it die long, scream much, yesss. . .

Tam: Now I think I'm gonna throw up. . .

Bluerose: Waah! *Ghost fires*

Skarzs: WHAT? Eat me?! Why you spineless, little, psychotic, no-good, sneaking. . . !

Amarith: Ooh, that's nasty! Eew!

Head: He he he. . .

Rain: Okay, that's enough! Rainy! Cut that line!

*Rainy cuts the phone line*

Rain: What the. . . Raaaiiinyyy!!

Skarzs: Head! I'll crush you! C'mere!

Head: Ach, nay! Stay avay! I zink you are overreacting!

Skarzs: "Eat ze trollie" indeed! I'll give you a troll knuckle sandwich!

Amarith: Okay, and that's all for the Redwall Forum Show! We'll see you next time when we all might have the original members on the show, as well as some more sanity!

*End*

[Rusvul]

*Pokes head around doorframe* Are you quite finished? I'm trying to sleep.

[Jukka the Sling]

Lol, that was awesome, Skarzs!

[The Skarzs]

Thanks!

[Amarith Waterspring]

That's really funny! I like the ghost fires and Rainy. 

[Rainshadow]

  *Slow clap*  Absoballylutely brilliant!  Lol, I had a weird grin on my face almost the entire time I read that. 

[Amarith Waterspring]

Here is an episode of the Show that I just wrote today. I hope you like it!

Rain: Welcome to the totally awsome......................................Redwall Forum Show!!I am your host, Rainshadow and Rainy. Today we have Rachel 25,

Rach: Hi, everyone!

Rain: Amarith Waterspring,

Ami: Hiya!  *waves*

Rain: Bluerose,

Blue: Hopefully this will be better then the last 2,000 disasters we've had on this show.

Rain: And last, but not least, Tam!

Tam: Har!

Rain: We are here for, Oh! The first caller is in already! Rainy pick up the phone.

Caller: Hi everyone, as you should know, I am ........................................... Eolyiaf! Faiyloe's evil twin!! Now don't check your Caller ID because I don't want you to know where I am.

*everyone moves a bit closer to look at the Caller ID*

Blue: It just says 'Faiyloes awsome, beautiful, fabulous, evil sister, Eolyiaf'.

Tam: Har.

Eoliaf: No! You looked! Wait, it does?

Ami: Yes....................

Eolyiaf: Whew! I thought it would say-

*Beep, Beep, Beep*

Rach: I wonder what she was going to ask?

Tam: Har!

Ami: Well, no matter. Here's our next caller! Rainy, pick up the phone.

Rain: You don't tell him what to do, I do! Rainy, go pick up that phone!

Caller: Hello.

All: Hi, Shade!

Shade: I wanted to ask Bluerose a question.

Tam: Har!

Blue: Sure.

Shade: How did you start with the ghost fires?

Rach: Oh no.

*Ghost fire forest appears*

Shade: Oh darn it, I knew that would happen!

Tam: Har, har, Har.

Rach: Tam, stop it! You'd better go, Shade.......

Shade: Yeah, I should-

*Beep, Beep, Beep*

Tam: Har!

*Blue starts moping in the corner* *More Ghost fires appear*

Ami: Well, that's it for this episode of the Redwall Forum Show! Hope you had fun!

*Curtains close*

When you really think about it, This could be shortend to the R.F.S. 

[Feles]

looks at title
pointless?
ok maybe, but it is funny all the same, all off them

[The Skarzs]

That's really funny! I like the ghost fires and Rainy. 

  *Slow clap*  Absoballylutely brilliant!  Lol, I had a weird grin on my face almost the entire time I read that. 

Thanks, it was fun to write.

[Rusvul]

I'm not sure how to type a chuckle. But that's exactly what I did.

[Cornflower MM]

I LOVE IT!! Skarzs, that was BRILLIANT! They AL were....Except one littl ething inb the newer ones: Excuse me, but don't you think you're missing one member who's on almost every day for hours? By the name of Cornflower MM?

[Rusvul]

You're on the forums four hours a day? You're obsessed... says the guy with 230 hours in Terraria...

[Cornflower MM]

What? Oh, hit the U key be accident. No, I'm usually only two-to two-and-a-half hours.

[The Skarzs]

I LOVE IT!! Skarzs, that was BRILLIANT! They AL were....Except one littl ething inb the newer ones: Excuse me, but don't you think you're missing one member who's on almost every day for hours? By the name of Cornflower MM?

Don't mind the troll slipping out under the door in the form of a puddle. . .

[Cornflower MM]

I LOVE IT!! Skarzs, that was BRILLIANT! They AL were....Except one littl ething inb the newer ones: Excuse me, but don't you think you're missing one member who's on almost every day for hours? By the name of Cornflower MM?

Don't mind the troll slipping out under the door in the form of a puddle. . .

Skarzs, you've made a mess of yourself. Please clean up.