Spring Nameday Celebration

[Izeroth]

 *Stabs Sandpaw and grabs his food*

[Mhera]

*munches on a potato*

Who's idea was it to set up a feast in a minefield?

[Delthion]

And I thought that this was a food fight! Where did real weaponry come into the picture?

[Mhera]

When Sage used his B-52's to drop watermelons on us.

*continues munching potato*

[Izeroth]

 If you look at it one way, it still is a food fight. We're just using food that no human would ever dream of eating.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Kicks Izeroth in the face and takes food back* Sits beside Mhera* At there's at least one other decent person who doesn't like to waste food.
*Steals Mhera's potato*

[Faiyloe]

Wow I am late.

'That's what you get when you ignore a topic till it is five pages in'

What? Phil! I thought I got rid of you.

'Hello nice to see you again would suffice'

... *Releases The Zombie Pinata into the havoc* ... What? He only get free rang like four times a year. He needs the exercise. You have no idea what he can do to my living room when he gets cooped up.

*Zombie Pinata runs up behind LT and hits him with the frying pan*

[LT Sandpaw]

OW! *Rubs head* Why on earth would you do that?

*Picks up wooden spoon* Smacks the Zombie thing in the face with spoon*

[Mhera]

*surreptitiously takes potato back from LT*

[Faiyloe]

*Zombie pinata eats the spoon*

*Shouts at pinata* Oi, try not to brake anyone's bones!

*The Author walks in on the food fight* Oh this looks like fun! *Makes a cream pie with pen and flings it at LT*

Hey aren't you supposed to be the responsible one?!

Who ever told you that? *Makes another pie*

'I think you have a problem, You seem to have an affinity for scolding yourself'

Look who's talking, why don't you go and bug blue girl for a bit?

It's The Author! *Flings pie at Izeroth*

'I can't I am your conscience not hers'

You know you are just talking to yourself.

Wait! what? Not you too... This is just getting ridiculous.

'*Phil Metaphorically slaps forehead because she can't physically*'

Ow! *Unconsciously slaps forehead because Phil did it* What was that for?!

'*sighs and rolls eyes*'

[Izeroth]

 How dare you release a zombie piñata in here! You, of all people, should know that that is strictly against regulations!

*Melts the zombie piñata*

[Faiyloe]

*ZP come back to life and starts hitting Izzy about the head with the frying pan*

'Now see what you've done...'

[LT Sandpaw]

*Pulls away before ZP can take a chunk out of his arm*

Get that thing out of here before it kills someone! Privet!

Can I help you sir?

Yes I need you to fling food at people while I'm eating.

Any reason why sir?

Because I said so, get too it. *Finds a new seat and begins eating after stealing Mhera's patato*

*Flings grapes at Faiy* Apologies, however orders are orders.

[The Skarzs]

Oh hi, guys! What's uuuuuuuu. . . Nope.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Crazhez zrough farzezt vindov an' ztandz up, bonkin' Izeroth viz ze zhovel vhich 'e 'az in 'iz pavz*

Juzt jozhin'! Ze zovel iz rubber! Zee? *Bonkz Skarzs on ze 'ead viz rubber zhovel, zhovel bouncez off Skarzs an' floiez o'er at Faiyloe* Zee, um..Oopz! Ach.

*Deaz Defyin' Beaverz zuddenly crazh ze party in floyin' bulldozerz*

Ach, nae ziz again. ACH!!! *Drinkz zome Ztravberry Fizz for zomefink tae dae*