Faiy's Treehouse

[Faiyloe]

There is a massive treehouse with several rooms resting in the branches of a large which stands alone in the middle of a large field. A ladder leads up to a small porch and a screen door leads into a nice sized front room which looks like your typical tree house room. There are several screened windows and a large telescope is set up by one of them, there is a wooden table by one of the walls and a chest sits in one of the corners.   "Hi there, there's lemonade and cookies on the table and there are hotdogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill down below. Oh and there is Corn on the cob on the way as well. there are some games and things in that chest." 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Maybe you should....er, get some better defences.

[Faiyloe]

Who says I don't have any defenses? *Two photogenic cannons construct themselves on the porch* Or would you prefer something a little more primitive *Holds up a bow and arrows of elvish make* Oh and have some cookies while your at it. 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Okay,, nice house you have there.

*Munches on a cookie*

[Cornflower MM]

*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Approaches ladder cautiously* Do you have a password? Or maybe a secret knock? Or any awesome stuff like that?

[Izeroth]

Who says I don't have any defenses? *Two photogenic cannons construct themselves on the porch* Or would you prefer something a little more primitive *Holds up a bow and arrows of elvish make* Oh and have some cookies while your at it. 

You're still using photogenic cannons? Those are so last millennium!

[Faiyloe]

They are photogenic cannons with with a telepathic interface.   What have you got?

[Søren]

Hello

[Delthion]

*Climbs up ladder* Hey, Faiy! Oooh, cookies! Great treehouse! It's very cool.

Corn cob (As Russa calls her I believe.) Has arrived!

[SilentSam]

*explodes treehouse*

[Lady Amber]

^That is quite rude, Sam. *Turns on large machine which rebuilds the treehouse* There we go. *Munches cookie and sips lemonade* Nice place you got here, Faiy.

[Leatho Shellhound]

You need slings...

[SilentSam]

*explodes russa*

[Izeroth]

They are photogenic cannons with with a telepathic interface.   What have you got?

Oh, the usual: solar-powered annihilation rays, trans-amphibious assault gunships, sub-nuclear death robots, about a billion soldiers willing to obey my commands, and a patridge in a pear tree.