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IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Started by Faiyloe, March 31, 2015, 03:05:10 AM

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Faiyloe

It's not my fault guys! Why yous all ganging up on me! It ain't my fault, it's Blue's, I have proof! 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Show us the proof, friend.
Freddy

Faiyloe

Quote from: Faiyloe on February 15, 2015, 01:15:37 AM
*sits up from swoon* It depends on what it is that is the fault of whom.

(This reminds me about the song in Into the woods where they are all blaming each other)

Faiy: It's because of you that this mess is here and we are blaming everybody when it's clear!

Skar: But it isn't my fault that I got shipped,
It was Blue who set it up and got me shipped.
And without that ship there'd have been no talk to build up all that evidence in the first place!

Blue: Wait a minute, You left a trail, for us all to see, It was plain enough for any one with two eye's to read! Was it all made up? had the trail gone cold? Oh and tell us when did you ever become so bold.

Faiy: See it's your fault.

Skar: No!

Blue: So it's your fault...

Skar: No!

Faiy: Yes, it is!

Skar: It's not!

Blue: It's true.

Skar: Wait a minute, though--
The one who made this ship in the first place
Was Blue!

Faiy[to Blue]: So it's your fault!

Skar: Yes!

Blue: No, it isn't!
I'd have said nothing, but it was all so clear,
and it would have been a crime to say nothing and just stand there!

Faiy: It was Rain shadows fault that we got shipped and that they got us shipped in the first place!

Blue: Oh. Then it's her fault!

Skar: So.

Faiy: It was her fault...

Skar: No.

Blue: Yes, it is, it's her's.

Skar: I guess...

Faiy: Wait a minute though--
I revoked my claim, right? That's clear.
But without any claim, then whats queer
Is how did the two of us get back together here
in the first place?
...second place...

Skar: Yes!

Faiy: How?

Blue: Hmm...

Skar: Well who had the other ring?

Faiy: The other ring?

Blue: The other ring?

Skar [at Faiy]: You pocketed the other ring.

Faiy: I didn't!
Yes, I did.

Blue: So it's your f--!

Faiy: No, it isn't, 'cause I threw it into Mordor!

Blue: So it's it's f--!

Faiy: NO, IT ISN'T!

Skar: Then whose is it?

Blue: Wait a minute! [to Faiy]
Your the jealous one, who started this anew,
and insisted he was your's so the blames on you!

Faiy: You mean that old thing-- that I said--? Oh, dear--
I never thought it threw, and so I spoke--
But, don't look here!

Blue: So it's your fault!

Faiy: But--

Skar: See, it's her fault--

Faiy: But--

Rain: And it isn't mine at all!

Blue: (What are you doing here?)

Skar [to Faiy]: But what?

Faiy: Well if you hadn't left the ship alone--

Blue: It was needed!

Faiy: you cheated! and you should have known!

Blue: But I did it all in fun--!

Skar: So it's your fault then!

Blue: But, and what about the hug in the third place?

Faiy: The hug--yes!

Skar: She went and dared me to!

Faiy: I dared you to?

Skar: You dared me to!
She said that I was scared--

Faiy: ME?

Skar: --to. She dared me!

Faiy: No, I didn't!

Skar/Blue: So it's your fault!

Faiy: Wait a minute--!

Blue: If you hadn't dared him to--

Skar: And you hadn't left it all alone,
We wouldn't be in this ship in the first place!

Faiy: Well--

Blue: If you hadn't thrown away the ring
In the first place--!

Skar: It was your fault!

Faiy[at Blue]: Well, if she hadn't made the ship in the first place--!

Skar[to Blue]: Yes, if you hadn't made them all in the first place--!

Skar/Faiy[to Blue]: Right! It's you who made them in the first place--!

Rain [simultaneously]: You made the ships in the first place!

Faiy: It's YOUR fault!

Faiy/Skar/Rain: You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!

Blue: Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Well it looks like its Blues fault, and that was way more fun than I thought It would be and please excuse any discrepancies. Here is a link to the real lyrics to the song I spoofed.

http://www.justsomelyrics.com/1587020/into-the-woods-into-the-woods-your-fault-last-midnight-lyrics.html

Proof^^^^^

I have more if you want it...
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Faiyloe

I swooned?...oh that... I think it had something to do with the fact that people kept blaming me. 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Gonff the Mousethief

I'm sorry Miss Faiy, but I still think it's your fault...
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Faiyloe

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 31, 2015, 03:30:15 AM
I'm sorry Miss Faiy, but I still think it's your fault...
~  ^
0_0

Is that so... ?


I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Søren

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 31, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 31, 2015, 03:30:15 AM
I'm sorry Miss Faiy, but I still think it's your fault...
~  ^
0_0

Is that so... ?



Oh, Gonff. You've done it now.


I'm retired from the forum

Faiyloe

 ::) Your way off the bat there. Personally I am a little irked by you though.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Faiyloe

I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Izeroth

 It is your fault, though!

Gonff the Mousethief

Tell her Izeroth! Maybe she'll forget me, and try to terrorize you!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Izeroth

 Terrorize me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

Søren



I'm retired from the forum