Totes Real Thread With Lots of Sadness :'(

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

...?

[Scott McLamok]

*Kicks on his cell door*

[lass of something much]

*whinces* That sounded like it hurt... *feels the vibrations due to being chained to the wall* Oh yeah...That'll leave a mark..

[Scott McLamok]

Gehh..*Sits down*

[lass of something much]

*tries to waterbend with her tail*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pops around the bend, jiggling keys* Come on, lads. Time to go.

[lass of something much]

There are no keys to this cell...It's a magic cell...

[Booklover]

It's page 42, but this topic is meant to be sad. So:

Marvin the Paranoid Android Quotes

Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infra-red,
How I hate the night,
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.
"Life? Don't talk to me about life."
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
Arthur: [Earth] was a beautiful place.
Marvin: Did it have oceans?
Arthur: Oh yes; great, wide rolling blue oceans.
Marvin: Can't bear oceans.
"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed."
"I won't enjoy it."
Marvin: I've been communicating with the ship.
Ford: What did it say?
Marvin: It hates me.
"You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level."
"There's only one life-form as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me."
"I wish you'd just tell me rather trying to engage my enthusiasm because I haven't got one."
"And then, of course, I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

[close]

[Kade Rivok]

*Is ultra sad.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Poor sad ottabadger...*Infant Ebby strokes Kade's headfur and tries to look sympathetic*

[lass of something much]

*manages to bend a bit of water at Scott with her tail*

Heh...Got...You... I'm so...Mean

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Blinks back tears*

[lass of something much]

Well....Goodnight...Y'all...

*falls asleep while still chained to the wall by the wrists and ankles*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Uses awe-inspiring poofing powers to break Lass free. Proceeds to drop her into a bed*

[lass of something much]

(OOC: Seb...I stole your proofing powers...That's why you were gonna execute me...)