Totes Real Thread With Lots of Sadness :'(

[Hickory]

Does the afterlife have Taco Tuesday?

[Jukka the Sling]

I died choking on a spaghetti noodle.

[Rainshadow]

Does the afterlife have Taco Tuesday?

  It does!  But none of us can eat the tacos 'cause they just pass right on through us. 

I died choking on a spaghetti noodle.

  Ah man, that's how my dog died.  She died last night after trying to eat just one single spaghetti noodle.  We weren't even having spaghetti!  How did she get the noodle?!

[SilentSam]

I'm not dead, I'm just frozen for eternity.

[Matthias720]

Of course, I am yet another James Gryphon alt-account. I declare today to be James Gryphon day to remember myself by.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

The puny Mousethief wants to tell you all the he feels the pain reading this. Ugh, why must I do his bidding?

[Mhera]

Happy James Gryphon Day, everyone James!

[Russa Nodrey]

This is such a sad thread!

[Søren]

Somehow, I think this song applies to this thread.
Anyone notice it's not "Totally Real", but "Totes Real"?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm not dead, so I don't feel your suffering. *Waltzes around playing clarinet* *Falls off a cliff*

[Rainshadow]

Anyone notice it's not "Totally Real", but "Totes Real"?

  I was in great distress at the time; I didn't have time to type out full words.

I'm not dead, so I don't feel your suffering. *Waltzes around playing clarinet* *Falls off a cliff*

  *Sobs*  Stop mocking our sadness!  You don't know what it's like to be eating a yummy blueberry muffin and then BAM!  You're dead!       

[The Mask]

Unfortunately I too am dead. I was inevitably eaten by Mr Cuddles.
DARN STRAIGHT!

[Jukka the Sling]

That's awful!

[Søren]

How did cuddles eat you?

[The Mask]

I was tucking him in when...I'm sorry. It's too painful.