Totes Real Thread With Lots of Sadness :'(

[One-Eye the wildcat]

How 'bout I do anyway?

[lass of something much]

'-'

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[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah, see. I'm not lonely. I have a beloved husband and most of the members here are my siblings, in some way or another.

Except me.

Well, technically I can't disown you unless I disown Eb, and that's never going to happen, so you're still my brother. Sorry, bro. You're not escaping that easily.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hah, so there, Kade Rivok!

[lass of something much]

You make that sound like a bad thing...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lass, you, of all beasts, should know that being my sibling isn't all smiles and roses.

[Scott McLamok]

Yea...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Ah, see. I'm not lonely. I have a beloved husband and most of the members here are my siblings, in some way or another.

Except me.

And me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I could change that.

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, see. I'm not lonely. I have a beloved husband and most of the members here are my siblings, in some way or another.

Except me.

Well, technically I can't disown you unless I disown Eb, and that's never going to happen, so you're still my brother. Sorry, bro. You're not escaping that easily.

Technicalities don't change your words and actions!

[lass of something much]

Lass, you, of all beasts, should know that being my sibling isn't all smiles and roses.

I mean, it depends on the sibling, with Ebby, it is, always, with you most of the time, but you can get aggressive for no reason, so I'd say you're great about 87% of the time

[Kade Rivok]

Is she the one that gets aggressive?

[lass of something much]

Not aggressive per say, more like petty

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah. Fun stuff, pettiness.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, no. It's less petty and more explosive. I generally keep it together for as long as possible, then explode for about two minutes a month. I always apologise, but it's such a rare occurrence that it comes as a bit of a shock to everybeast that knows me. (It's generally a 'straw that broke the camel's back's occurrence, unfortunately)