That ___ moment when...

[Lady Amber]

You mean you... couldn't see it at first?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Deafening scream*

[The Skarzs]

You mean you... couldn't see it at first?

I'm being dramatic.



That "please end my suffering" moment when you remember something you did when you were much younger but even though no one else remembers or knows it's so embarassing now that you want to curl up into a ball so tightly you turn into a black hole that sucks you out of existence.

[Jukka the Sling]

That doomful moment when you read Common Sense Media's review of Spider-Man: Homecoming and are now like 99% sure you won't be able to see it because content issues (even though they recommend it for 10+, so idek what this world is coming to).

[Rosie Willowwater]

That awkward moment when you accidentally narrate your life like you would on the forum

[The Skarzs]

That doomful moment when you read Common Sense Media's review of Spider-Man: Homecoming and are now like 99% sure you won't be able to see it because content issues (even though they recommend it for 10+, so idek what this world is coming to).

What content?

[Jukka the Sling]

To quote the MPAA rating, "some language and brief suggestive comments."

Among other things, some girls in the movie apparently play the game Kiss, Marry, Kill... only with something else instead of kissing.

I mean, it isn't like I haven't seen inappropriate stuff on the internet and even in my school books (All Quiet on the Western Front, anyone?), but I'm pretty sure my dad won't see it the same way.

Currently waiting for Plugged In's review because they're more thorough than CSM.

[Jetthebinturong]

Among other things, some girls in the movie apparently play the game Kiss, Marry, Kill... only with something else instead of kissing.

Actually that's the original. Kiss is the PG rated version that came later. Also there's one where "kill" is replaced with "cliff" as in chuck off a cliff.

[Jukka the Sling]

Huh.  Wonder when the game originated...

[Jetthebinturong]

Probably some college party.

According to "Know Your Meme," its first appearance on the internet was August 6th, 2007, when user Donovan McFupa submitted the game to Urban Dictionary.

[The Skarzs]

That helpless moment when your last name is McFupa.

[Jukka the Sling]

That completely doomful moment when you and your sister finally ask your dad if you can see a movie but then he hears about the suggestive content and all your hopes and dreams fizzle into nothing.

He's doing this out with our best interests in mind, I know, but that doesn't make it any less disappointing.

[The Skarzs]

You're going to see some of these movies in a heartbeat when you move out, won't you, Jukka?

[Jukka the Sling]

Yeah.

Man, I'm such an idiot for whining about this, though.  Some people have real problems.  *slinks out of topic*

[The Skarzs]

Yeah, like me replacing my wheel bearing four months ago only for the sound to return and for me to replace it again and then have the sound stay and take it out to find that the axle was damaged by the bad bearing so the axle damaged the new bearing which damaged the axle even more which damaged the bearing. . .