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The Empire of the Ash

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, April 08, 2015, 11:26:53 AM

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Izeroth

#15
April 10, 2015, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 10, 2015, 12:24:06 PM
D'you mind if I conduct nuclear testing in my province?

Don't mess up, or it might literally become the empire of ash! ....That was terrible, I know.

SilentSam

#16
April 10, 2015, 07:35:50 PM
I guess I'll have  Rhonidia... Even though this whole concept was my idea.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!
I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Hickory

#17
April 10, 2015, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on April 10, 2015, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 10, 2015, 12:24:06 PM
D'you mind if I conduct nuclear testing in my province?

Don't mess up, or it might literally become the empire of ash! ....That was terrible, I know.
*cackles*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Gnoflet

#18
April 12, 2015, 12:30:50 PM
Can I have mylota?
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Lady Ashenwyte

#19
April 12, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Gnoflet

#20
April 12, 2015, 01:39:49 PM
Thanks.(starts counting money)
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Lady Ashenwyte

#21
April 12, 2015, 01:41:27 PM
*Declares war on Sam's empire*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

SilentSam

#22
April 12, 2015, 03:34:37 PM
*declares independence and escapes to Sam's empire*
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!
I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Lady Ashenwyte

#23
April 12, 2015, 03:35:05 PM
*Watches Sam flee and snarls*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lady Ashenwyte

#24
April 17, 2015, 02:09:06 PM
Anyone want to destroy Sam's empire?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dibbun Against Bedtime

#25
April 18, 2015, 11:31:05 AM
I'll take ze islands.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Dibbun Against Bedtime

#26
April 19, 2015, 06:37:52 PM Last Edit: April 19, 2015, 07:40:39 PM by Dibbun Against Bedtime
*Chazes zea dragons avter Zam* *Raizes great vleet of ships on frontier*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Lady Ashenwyte

#27
June 05, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
REVIVE! Join my Empire and become influential!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

#28
June 07, 2015, 12:33:33 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on June 05, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
REVIVE! Join my Empire and become influential!

*puts on unassuming "friendly peasant" disguise*

Can I have a province?

Lady Ashenwyte

#29
June 07, 2015, 12:55:26 PM
Bring me back Sam's head on a pole and you have a deal.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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