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Started by Lady Ashenwyte, April 09, 2015, 01:26:10 PM

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Dibbun Against Bedtime

*Sticky grenade does not work because of special Dibbun powers, because all explosives are useless against Dibbuns...* *smashes Izeroth's crate and eats the turnip 'n' tater deeper'n'ever pie inside*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Luftwaffles

*Shots AK-47 at the crowd*.
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Dibbun Against Bedtime

*bullet wounds are small on enormous Dibbun* *still eating pie*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Luftwaffles

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Hickory

Glad you think so.
*grabs Sierra by the neck*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Draws giant katana and decapitates Soren*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

Why must you insist on trying to kill me?


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

I don't know! *Beheads DAB in one swift motion*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Luftwaffles

*Arms Atomic Bomb he had been building since the beginning of the brawl (how didn't you notice that, guys? That's kinda hard to miss)*.
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Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Dibbun Against Bedtime

*Katana is made out of cardboard, so no effect on Dibbun* *still eating pie*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

LT Sandpaw


*Preforms a super spy move and knocks the detonator from Sierra's hand*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

*Then the bomb explodes anyway but Delthion has climbed a tree many thousands of miles away.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Dibbun Against Bedtime

*Bomb again no effect on Dibbun*
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"