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Oh how punny!

Started by Matthias720, September 09, 2011, 05:52:28 PM

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Redwall Musician

Do you want a pizza cake.

(get it? Piece of cake, pizza cake?)
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A baker stopped making donuts recently. He got sick of the hole thing.
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Matthias720

Come on guys. I know you can come up with bread-er material. But not to worry, because I know eggs-xactly what yokes you need to hear to get you in the mood. And just to make sure, I'll sandwich in another one.

Tiria Wildlough

Hahaha. Some puns make me cracker up.
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Tiria Wildlough

Hah, I think this has been buried in the vegetable patch... ;D
I'll leaf now, because I have a new personal message.
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Rusvul

yay! puns! the other day we went to my grandma's birthday, and we picked some roses from our neighbor's garden because we had no time to cauliflower shop.

W0NWILL

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Matthias720

I doughnut think I can come up with any more. Wait a minute... >.>

W0NWILL

lol

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W0NWILL

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Why doughnut people laugh at my puns?

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#42
  I doughnut know why people doughnut laugh at your puns.  They are berry punny!  (:P)
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Skyblade

I'm guessing food. Ice question.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!