Oh how punny!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
(Get it? Missed steak--mistake?)

[Mattio]

I know this isn't about veggies but I said this earlier



Go get more doors for Mordor

[W0NWILL]

You keep on saying that that is a pun. I dough nut think you know what that word means.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Lettuce leaf vegetable puns and get a fresher topic. (Could we, please? Vegetables aren't the punniest things to begin with anyway...)
EDIT: Whoops! I must have missed the post opening it to all foods. Wow- I feel sheepish.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Whit: I'm at my Whit's End!!!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

This is not my pun, but I like it so I'm going to post it.
(The Spine just did a cool magic trick that freaked out The Jon and Rabbit.)
Rabbit: I'm sorry I doubted you, magic man!
Spine: That's right. Grovel at my feet.
Jon: I'll grovel!
Rabbit: I've got lots of that at home in my driveway.
Spine: ... I thought we decided to steer clear of puns.
Rabbit: Oh no, I like to drive right into 'em! *mimes steering wheel*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Seeing a bucket, Tommey kicked it. He never knew what hit him just moments later...

I know, its not the best, but.....

[Norham Waterpaw]

Some people have the skillet takes to become a chef.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

(Ooh, nice!) In that case, they might do butter to go into the dairy business. Cows are moooch easier to handle.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Face... Palm... 

Do we need to discuss eggs, or shall we just crack on.

[winifred]

Peas don't

Did you ever hear the butter joke? *answer* I shan't tell you, you may spread it around.
Someone told me that one 

[Norham Waterpaw]

There once was a giant who terrorized two people. He Beet them up until they said. "Lettuce go!"

[W0NWILL]

We're not cannibals, we're punnibals. We eat guys who make puns.

But I never make puns!

Sorry about that. We made a mistake.

More like a me-stake!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Wow, these are so stupid they're funny. Isn't that the definition of a pun?

My history teacher cracks off puns all day, and I it next a blonde(the state of mind, not the hair color) and I keep hearing her constantly saying, "I don't get it!". Ah well, such is life.

[Rusvul]

These puns are egg-celent. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leaf and go play minecraft.