Capture the Hill

[Hickory]

Dodge this! *puts gun to rrrrr's head and pulls trigger, sending a uranium bullet into his head*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Melts* *Is restored by elven magikku* *Fires an arrow of mass destruction at the dragons and annihilates them* *Plants Fleur de Lis on hill*

[rrrrr]

Dodge this! *puts gun to rrrrr's head and pulls trigger, sending a uranium bullet into his head*

How would you know where my head was if I'm invisible?

[Izeroth]

 Fool! By speaking you have revealed your location!

*A drone strike annihilates rrrrr, turning his invisible corpse to dust*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Fool! By speaking you have revealed your location!

*A drone strike annihilates rrrrr, turning his invisible corpse to invisible magikkudust*

*Collects rrrr's dust and ships it to Morgoth*

[rrrrr]

I respawn as a normal human.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Morgoth squishes rrrr* Thanks, Melkor-kun! *Defends Fleur-de-lis* VIVE LA FRANCE!

[Hickory]

*Morgoth squishes rrrr* Thanks, Melkor-kun! *Defends Fleur-de-lis* VIVE LA FRANCE!

For one fleeting moment while reading "Fleur" I thought you were going to say  "Fleur Delacour."

[rrrrr]

Ugh. Why does everyone want to destroy me (When I am even not on the hill)

[Izeroth]

Ugh. Why does everyone want to destroy me (When I am even not on the hill)

Because you're fun to destroy.

*Melts rrrrr*

*Plants flag on the hill*

[rrrrr]

OK

I respawn again and plant my flag on the hill and then teleport somewhere where you do not know

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Kicks Izeroth* *Sets fire to the hill*

[Hickory]

Aguamenti!

[rrrrr]

My flag drops from a bird and lands right on the hill.