Redwall Conference

[Nightfire]

Nightfire follows Yoda, imitating his voice perfectly. "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

[Redwall Musician]

Musician laughed, "Whoever asked you to come, Yoda?"

[Nightfire]

"Aye, and whoever asked me to come?" says a tall man with green armor. He is quite heavily armed. "And yet...I am here." He sits down next to the black Squirrelqueen, nodding to her. Nightfire smiles. "Well, Boba Fett! About time you got here! You're late, you know."
"I am never late. You are just early," he says, muttering something in Mandalorian.
"Watch your language, bounty hunter," Nightfire growls.
He ignores her.

[White One6193]

Luke Skywalker then comes in and throws Boba screaming into the Sarlacc Pit.

[Nightfire]

Boba Fett blows up the Sarlacc, then beheads Luke Skywalker. He sits back down again. "Di'kut," he mutters.

[Icefire]

Icefire sighs, "I thought this was a Redwall conference!"

[Nightfire]

"Good point. Boba, go chase Han Solo or something," Nightfire says. Fett mutters something which should not be repeated, then leaves the stage, dragging Master Yoda with him. "Next topic: What happened to the stone dragon in Salamandastron?"

[Mad Maudie]

"what are they doing here?" Maudie says

[Nightfire]

"Answer the question, Maudie," Nightfire growls.

[White One6193]

Urthwyte replies, saying, "My brother Urthstripe dismantled it before he died, Ah think."

[Nightfire]

"What would be the point of that?"Morena Seio asks, coming up on stage. "I personally think that Sunflash the Mace buried it with Lord Brocktree when he took over the mountain."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah think the beaverz ztole it." says Hiag.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire sighs. "You ALWAYS think the beavers had a hand in it. Hey! Get out o' here!" She yells at a pair of beavers that had suddenly appeared in the doorway. They muttered something wich should not be translated, then withdrew.

[Icefire]

Icefire nods her head, "Yeah, it had to be the beavers!"

[Nightfire]

"I guess that's possible, because it would be hard for a badger to dismantle a ROCK." Nightfire sighs. "Next topic: Should Redwall Abbey have kept the underground tunnels for midwinter use?