Redwall Conference

[Icefire]

Icefire considers the question...but to buy herself more time asks, "Depends. What use would they be?"

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg stands up."This brings up a interesting question."He says."In Martin's time the moles dug tunnels to flood Kotir.In Matthias's time the moles dug tunnels to get around during a invasion.Wouldn't they overlap?"He sits back down.Grubbage shouts out"What did you say?"Plugg comes over and whacks his head.

[Icefire]

Icefire replied, "I thought the moles had rediscovered tunnels that had been dug in time long forgotten.......possible the time of Martin?"

[Nightfire]

Nightfire sighs. "I'm talking about the tunnels dug my the moles in Redwall during General Ironbeak's invasion. Supposedly, they were used afterward as an underrground system for traversing the abbey in deep snows, but nowadays, no one ever talks about them."

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg stands again."After all of the commotion that happened at the abbey,you would think the tunnels would collapse."

[Nightfire]

"But it says in the bally book that the bloomin' moles shored up and reinforced the tunnel flippin' walls!" Jjenth yells from the audience.

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg shouts."Well how was I suppose to know. I wasn't even alive!"

[Nightfire]

Jjenth sighs. "Don't Triss come before Mattimeo? Or am I bally well mistaken, wot?"

[Icefire]

Icefire rolls her eye, "You are very 'bally well' mistaken! Triss came long after Mattimeo! May I recommend you catch up in your history before joining this discusion?"

[Nightfire]

Jjenth rolled his eyes. "How are book characters discussin' the bloomin' books that they're in?? That just doesn't seem jolly well possible, wot!"

[Icefire]

Icefire starts seeing red...wait a second! That's Nightfire's trick...anyways..."NOTHING ABOUT THIS CONFERENCE MAKES ANY BLOOMING SENSE!"

[Nightfire]

Nightfire laughs. "That's why it's called the cellars. Here, have some elderberry wine to calm ye down."

[Plugg Firetail]

Plugg starts screaming incomprehensible words and pushing everyone out of their seats. After a while he stops and leans on the wall,huffing and puffing. Finally he said"I think I need that elderberry wine too."

[Icefire]

Icefire gives Plugg an odd look and hands him the wine, "Here, you obviously need this more than I do!"

[Plugg Firetail]

"Yaaaaay!" Plugg grabs the bottle and starts slurping the bottle down at a alarming pace.