Where We All Talk Like Stereotypical Textspeaking Fangirls

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Wylder Treejumper

*Clads self in plate armor to protect from bites*

Strike down the texting monsters!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Izeroth

 U no concern!!11 Me use capitl if want to!!!111 Lol!!!!!!!111

*Bites Wylder*

Lady Ashenwyte

O_o

*Goes berserk and smashes all the text zombies* KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

Commander Izeroth, this is Grammar Nazi FDC. We are launching mortars two clicks nor'east of your position, copy.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Eulaliaaa!

*hides in corner rocking back and forth* dead, dead. We're all going to die...
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

yd u do tat *Dumps a bucket of paint on Ash's head*
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

*Pours turpentine on self* ARGH! *Draws sword and stabs Russa*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

*Is bitten.*

Haha! You thought I would succumb to your fiendish ways!!! I am immune to your evil grammatical destruction!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

I can barely understand what you are saying! So I can't exactly succumb to your ways if I can't type like that! ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 01:04:39 PM
Commander Izeroth, this is Grammar Nazi FDC. We are launching mortars two clicks nor'east of your position, copy.

I.. Lol.. Hehahe...

*injects self with cure*

Copy that.

Hickory

Launching mortars. They should make landfall in 3.43 seconds. Please clear the area or retreat to bunkers.

*leaves radio* Lieutenat, prime another batch of missiles. Have them ready in... let's say... twelve seconds?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Izeroth

 It's no good. We're going to have to retreat to grammatical high ground.