Where We All Talk Like Stereotypical Textspeaking Fangirls

[Hickory]

*Glances at title* How the heck do you talk like a stereotypical textspeakin fangirl? *Glances at posts* Oh, I see.

You mean talking like girls with no brain do. Have fun?

You will find no fangirls here. We've already purged the wretched creatures.

Uh, no, you didn't. I can tell that. . . . . . Have you seen these podsts? *Shrugs* Whatever.

HIPOCRIT

[Cornflower MM]

Oh, shut up. I'm out of two-handed typing practice. It's made all the more harder at the speed I type at. And it's spelled 'hypocrite.'

[Rainshadow]

  lolz wats a hippo cat?!?!?!!1!!?!? is it liek a fat cat or somthig?!1?!!?

[Izeroth]

Oh, shut up. I'm out of two-handed typing practice. It's made all the more harder at the speed I type at. And it's spelled 'hypocrite.'

It's useless. You can't reason with these people.

*Sets escape pod on a course for the nearest battleship*

[Mhera]

wuts ben goin on!??!??!

[Wylder Treejumper]

We have been driving your despicable hides from the universe. That is what.

[Mhera]

oh nos

[Hickory]

Oh yes. Oh yes.

[James Gryphon]

oooooh im like sooooo scare of teh h8 groopers

u b lik 'lololol WE SO EXITED we GOONA HERTZ UES" i spose shood sai sumtin lik "O NOOES WES SO SCAREDES O PLZ DONT HERT MEEEEE!!!!!!!"

cept im not scarades a bit... wat u gona do?!?? hiti me wit ur ds and dous??  ROFLROFLORFLOLROFLORFL!!!!11

[Hickory]

Um... I'll write to your mother!

[Rainshadow]

  lolz jokes on u my moms on mars rn

[Cornflower MM]

yall, leik, sooo needz sum lesons in dis.

[Izeroth]

I've come with reinforcements!

[Delthion]

Sage is being corrupted!!!

*ahem* Sorry, Lieutenant, something got into me. Commander, search the asteroid field! You never now if they managed to launch ships before we activated our superweapon.

I have a question...when I held ground against thousands of text speakers, why am I merely a lieutenant?

Reinforcements from Germany!

[Izeroth]

Sage is being corrupted!!!

*ahem* Sorry, Lieutenant, something got into me. Commander, search the asteroid field! You never now if they managed to launch ships before we activated our superweapon.

I have a question...when I held ground against thousands of text speakers, why am I merely a lieutenant?

If you ever rule your own empire, you'll understand.