Cellar Council [CLOSED]

[Hickory]

Ahem.

May 30th, 2015, 12:42, (EST) begins the first meeting of the Cellar Council. Secretary Sagetip and Advisor Banya present. Such positions including Treasurer and Publicist are yet to be appointed.

Miss Banya?

[Hickory]

*cough*

First order of business - Ash's DDB alliance may soon be taking a side. Our UF  (United Forums) convoys are keeping a close eye on the Guest/DDB Alliance/member war. We should hope the Cellar President will  find a peaceful way to end this battle.

[Banya]

You called?

I have been busy running and moderating a political debate.  When the debate ends, I will gladly return to other official duties, including moderating council meetings and assisting our new President.

[Hickory]

Alright. Session is adjourned due to unavailibility of advisor.

[Faiyloe]

I would like to bring to the attention of the council the current situation with the Cellar revolts. A solution must be reached before things escalate much further. I propose reviving/promoting some of the most chaotic topics to appease this cry for chaos and to prevent the total destruction of what we have all worked so hard to achieve here.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Sets fire to thread* THERE WILL BE NO ORDER IN THE CELLARS!!!

[Izeroth]

*Sets fire to thread* THERE WILL BE NO ORDER IN THE CELLARS!!!

There will be order, but you won't be around to see it.

*An electric spring-trap opens, ensnaring Jet in a tangle of ultra-strong wire*

[Hickory]

Agreed, Ms. Faiy. Mr. Izeroth, as head of the Totalitarian party I request that you take the position of head of police, if you want to.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Turns into a dragon and breaks out of wire*

*Begins to create a black hole*

[Cornflower MM]

*Sets fire to thread* THERE WILL BE NO ORDER IN THE CELLARS!!!

GAH! *Starts tossing water in fire and outs it out*

*Turns into a dragon and breaks out of wire*

*Begins to create a black hole*

SINCE WHEN DO YOU TURN INTO A DRAGON?! *Frantoically starts whacking you with frying pan* Also, what is with you and black holes?!

[Jetthebinturong]

Only way to utterly destroy these threads.

Also I have unlimited shapeshifting powers. I've turned into a dragon before in the thread where Skarzs was its god, I had three heads that time. Also I think I turned into an air elemental at some point.

[Cornflower MM]

*Whacks your head* Maybe that'll drive some sense into it. . .
And I think I missed that thread. . . .

[Jetthebinturong]

*Recreates your frying pan and hits you back*

*Throws tiny black hole at Izeroth*

[Cornflower MM]

*Bats your tiny black hole back at you, ducking fryign pan blows*
Hey, no fair!

[Jetthebinturong]

Why are you trying to save Izeroth? Isn't he like your sworn enemy or something?