FIA

[Hickory]

Welcome to the Forum Intelligence Agency. Here, we can moniter the goings on of the forum and protect the soon to be president. In the meantime, we will continue to play an active, if discreet, role in the guest wars.

Matters of importance
-DDB Warlord Ashenwyte and his planned assassination of Sam Squirrel, renowned prankster
-Guest infiltration
-Cellar Council protection

The FIA is also a subsidary of the Forum Police Department, whose HQ are also stationed here. Recruiting now.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

One thing: Why did the forum become a whole functioning City?

Well, after the election, I will see if I should join.

[Cornflower MM]

Wait, wait, wait. . . . First there's elections. Then a newspaper office. Those I was cool with, but now I PD? and FIA? . . . . .. . This is really cool, don;t get me wrong, but. . . .. Why? *Puzzled look, 'cause I don;t ike the puzzled smiley*

[Luftwaffles]

Wait, wait, wait. . . . First there's elections. Then a newspaper office. Those I was cool with, but now I PD? and FIA? . . . . .. . This is really cool, don;t get me wrong, but. . . .. Why? *Puzzled look, 'cause I don;t ike the puzzled smiley*

My thoughts exactly.

[Hickory]

Well, having a president in a rather anarchial society is kinda wrong. So you have this.

Maybe we need a Cellar Hall...

[Cornflower MM]

Oh, okay. That makes more sense.

[Izeroth]

 We don't need any Cellar Halls, Cellar Parliaments or Cellar United Nations.... What we need is a strong government that will crush the Cellar's enemies. So far, I have yet to see any of you provide that.

[Cornflower MM]

Why do we need to crush the Cellar's enemies? Why not make peace with them? And since when have the Cellars HAD enemies?!

[Izeroth]

Why do we need to crush the Cellar's enemies? Why not make peace with them? And since when have the Cellars HAD enemies?!

The Cellars has had enemies since the dawn of time; guests, bots, and rogue members, to name a few.

[Cornflower MM]

Uh-huh. *Skeptical look* The dawn of your time here, maybe.

[Lady Amber]

Why do we need to crush the Cellar's enemies? Why not make peace with them? And since when have the Cellars HAD enemies?!

How on Earth could we make peace with them? They're all evil and we must overthrow them before it's too late!

[Hickory]

*riot police rush in* look, you guys are posing to much distraction and a security breach is inevitable should you remain. We request your immediate exit unless you truly plan to sign up.

[Cornflower MM]

*Sighs* Can't I have a nice debate any more?

Alright, may I join the police force?

[Hickory]

Miss, I suggest a PMed argument.

Here's your badge.


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[Cornflower MM]

Very nice badger - Thanks! *Tucks it into pocket*