The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare)

[Delthion]

*Accidentally kicks Soren while he's down.*

[Norham Waterpaw]

"Hey! Watch where you-" *hallucinates from sugar high and sees Soren as a magical Unicorn*
"Hey, a unicorn!"

[Delthion]

*Looks frantically around for a field with one solitary corn stalk in it.*

[Luftwaffles]

I just stepped on a hedgehog... it doesn't hurt at all for some reason.

[Delthion]

*Imbeds spikes in Sierra's foot.* What about now?

[Luftwaffles]

Way better, thank you.

*Stops for a minute, then passes out because of an agonizing pain*.

[Delthion]

No problem!!! *Frantically writes down way to cure leprosy.*

[Luftwaffles]

*Recovers from the fainting*.

Funny... one of my shoes is breathing.

[Søren]

*hit my head on something as I fell*
*sees Nor as a huge pineapple*
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*grabs fork*

[Delthion]

Pine apple? Where?! I MUST SEE!!!

[The Skarzs]

Whoa whoa whoa. . . This all suddenly got too nonsensical even for here.

[Søren]

*looks at Skarzs *
I do like a good honeydew melon!
*attacks Skarzs with fork*

[Faiyloe]

All that will get you is a broken fork and sore teeth.

[Tiny Jackalope]

Gelatinous greetings TJ!
*takes afore mentioned drumstick*

Hi Soren! (I do very much like that name I will have you know  )

Meet Soren. He's the resident complete goofball and frequent user of GIFs and pictures. He's also the current president of the Cellars, but don't have to show him any respect; it gives him gas.

All of that is true except that last part. It's allergies, not gas.

*sarcasm* Right... *sarcasm*

Am I the only one finding it weird that I have a sugar rush from eating an entire tree? Whoo, I'm beginning to see things... *trips over more chocolate tree roots*

We should probably get out of- IS THAT A CHOCOLATE WATERFALL?!!!!! *slides into waterfall and passes out in a sugar coma*

*trips over Nor for completely different reason (not looking)*

*walks over to the fallen Soren and Nor and falls on top of them, covering them with chocolate from the waterfall*

[Søren]

*attempts to eat TJ because she looks like a giant chocolate bunny with horns*