ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

[Blaggut]

We all know big chains like Walmart and Apple are illuminati. Here's some PROOF!

Every letter of Walmart has a triangle in it. Why no non-illuminati letters like the friendly G and S?!
Another chain is Super 1. How many 1s? 1. What does 1 mean? 1. How many eye in the illumanati symbol? 1. What comes to mind when thinking of Super? The universe. What's the uniiverse in? Space. How many men went to the moon? Three. Three points on a triangle. ILLUMInATI CONFIRMED.

What is the emergency number for the USA? 911. How many digits in that? 3. 3 points on a triangle. Who is the current president of the USA? Obama. Obama's name is Obama, and he is black. Both Black and Obama have five letters. What other words have five letters? Devil, Demon, and Ethan. (Not too say black people are demons, guys. Don't worry.) Ethan is a boy's name. How many letters in B-O-Y? Three. Three points on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!

[The Skarzs]

Just noticed your "vote Skarzs" things on your personal text.

. . . But that whole rigamarole about the Illuminati made no sense.

[Izeroth]

Just noticed your "vote Skarzs" things on your personal text.

. . . But that whole rigamarole about the Illuminati made no sense.

It's the Illuminati! It doesn't need to make sense!

If you could talk sense into people, they wouldn't come up with Illuminati theories...

[Cornflower MM]

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All I can think of to say is: Good points, even if they are a tad confusing.

[Rusvul]

My friends do this too. Conspiracy theories are really annoying.

[The Skarzs]

I said the word "the". Three letters in the word, I use it all the time; I'm a member of the illuminati!

[Wylder Treejumper]

I am Aluminati.

[Luftwaffles]

My friends do this too. Conspiracy theories are really annoying.

+1 my friend.

[Hickory]

Everytime a see a three-part thing, a triangle, or anythiung like that... Illuminati.
The all-seeing eye.
Lara Croft.

[Vilu Daskar]

What is Illuminati?

[Hickory]

I'll let someone else explain that.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Is Sauron part of the Illuminati then?

[Cornflower MM]

Is Sauron part of the Illuminati then?

*Tries not to laugh* I'd explain, but right now my brain is so scrambled. Later.

[Jukka the Sling]

Wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Of course, I don't believe in it.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Of course, I don't believe in it.

It existed.