Faiy's training camp.

[Faiyloe]

*The room is large and spacious like an expansive gym, the floor is linoleum tile with different mats set up threw out the room. Small windows near the ceiling let in some natural light from out side but mostly the room is brightly illuminated by rows of large round light fixtures in the ceiling. There are various apparatus and training stations set up around the room. Several of these stations are equipped with holographic training units. (The curtsy of Russa Nodrey) on the right there are two doorways which lead to the girls and boys lockers and just beyond that set up along the right wall are racks of weapons and training armor (Courtesy of Izeroth our resident emperor and arms dealer and Skarzs our resident troll and blacksmith).* Alright people we have a war on our hands and we need to up our game. I have seen you fight on the field. Your are all pathetic out there! When I am done with you the Guests won't stand a chance. Now select your weapon and we will begin. *Is already geared up in light leather training armor and a frying pan.* 

[Jetthebinturong]

Pathetic? *Eyebrow twitches*

Pathetic? *Blows large hole in floor*

You call that pathetic?

*Gathers auric energy in hands* Want some more demonstrations of my "pathetic" power?

[Faiyloe]

I wasn't talking about you... I know full well what you are capable of, however to my point you have remained neutral in this conflict as far as I can tell. Forgive me if I have heard wrong. Now please fix my floor I need that.

[Cornflower MM]

. . . *Shrugs* *Buckles on armor and grabs frying pan* (Not the magical one, my spare) Hey Faiy, wanna spar? Even us neutral people can use a little spar every now and then - It keeps from getting rusty, right, Jet? (And anyway, it's a good way to pick up tips!)

[Faiyloe]

Right, I'll take the offer. I could use a bit of a warm up. *Heads over the the mats* Alright the rules are simple the first person to hit their opponent three times or knock them off the mat wins. And no OP or PP. *takes up ready position on the mat*

[The Skarzs]

. . . I appear to be unneeded here. As a large stone-skinned  monster, not sure how much training I would really need.

[Faiyloe]

*Looks Skarzs up and down skeptically* Then tell me, how many guests have you killed this week? You still need practice if we are going to free the cellars of this guest infestation. Why do you keep working out? to stay strong. So get you stone hide over there and get some practice *shoos Skarzs over to another set of mats*. Maybe Jet will let you squish him or something... *Glances at jet* Or maybe you can just use the holograms.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Fixes floor*

Since I'm essentially able to come back to life after any type of death except something like erasure from existence (which literally only two beings have the power to do), that would be fine.

[The Skarzs]

Then tell me, how many guests have you killed this week?

They get chewy when I try to cook them in the oven, so I've kinda lost interest. (Maybe I should try deep frying. . . Hmm. . .)


Oh, hello Nameless One who has a name. *Slams Jet into the ground like a nail and hammer.* :]

[Faiyloe]

*Cringes at Jet* Well have fun... and Jet, please don't kill or maim any of my people, I need them to fight the guests. 

[Cornflower MM]

Then tell me, how many guests have you killed this week?

They get chewy when I try to cook them in the oven, so I've kinda lost interest. (Maybe I should try deep frying. . . Hmm. . .)


Oh, hello Nameless One who has a name. *Slams Jet into the ground like a nail and hammer.* :]

. . . . Ow. Maybe I should have brought my healing satchel anyways.

Right, I'll take the offer. I could use a bit of a warm up. *Heads over the the mats* Alright the rules are simple the first person to hit their opponent three times or knock them off the mat wins. And no OP or PP. *takes up ready position on the mat*

Deal! *Swings at your head head*

[Hickory]

*puts on black CHERUB shirt, army pants and combat boots*

*ahem* This is tough, but CHERUBs are tougher.

[The Skarzs]

[Faiyloe]

*Drops and swings feet out to trip corn*

[Jetthebinturong]

CHERUB is a government organisation. It's about kid spies. I can't for the life of me remember what it stood for though. I only ever read half of the first book and I'm pretty sure I was too young to be doing so. If I'm remembering the right thing it was pretty violent. I also found it boring, though I also think that was due to age. I want to read it but my brother no longer has the series.