Faiy's training camp.

[Izeroth]

 *Vaporizes Amber's punching bag*

[Hickory]

*picks way out of closet* fine, fine. Anybody up for sparring?

[The Skarzs]

*Looks up from punching Jet.* I'm trying to get Named One here to genuinely say "ow".

[Cornflower MM]

*Swings frying pan at corns exposed side while she is still debating.* *the edge of the mat is closes behind her*

*Swings my frying pan at your's in attempt to deflect it*

[Russa Nodrey]

*picks way out of closet* fine, fine. Anybody up for sparring?

Ooh, ooh! Me! *Raises hand*

[Hickory]

*yes* Um, any kind of it in mind? Hand -t-hand combat? Swords? A shootout?

[Russa Nodrey]

A shoot-out. *Pulls out a high-powered laser gun* *Shoots the hair off the top of Sage's head*

[Hickory]

*gets in a ship and arms the Little Doctor* In case you aren't familar with Ender's Game, the Little Doctor iis a molecular disruption device.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Chops the Little Doctor into tiny pieces with an ax*

[Hickory]

*uses OPed Gravity Axe from Halo to incapacitate Russa*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches as Sage destroys a piece of cardboard with my face on it*

[Lady Amber]

*Vaporizes Amber's punching bag*

Excuse me, but the weapons here can't do that. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Izeroth]

*Vaporizes Amber's punching bag*

Excuse me, but the weapons here can't do that.

...Which is precisely why I brought some weapons from home.

[Faiyloe]

*bolt passes right threw me and I am unharmed* All the weapons have been reconfigured for safety reasons. Attempting to bring a lethal weapon into the premises will result in its designation.

Ahem... ^^^

*Swings frying pan at corns exposed side while she is still debating.* *the edge of the mat is closes behind her*

*Swings my frying pan at your's in attempt to deflect it*

*Frying pan is knocked to the side (Is still in my grasp)* *tries to kick Corn instead*

[Izeroth]

*bolt passes right threw me and I am unharmed* All the weapons have been reconfigured for safety reasons. Attempting to bring a lethal weapon into the premises will result in its designation.

My weapon is not fatal to most sentient species; it merely serves as an excellent punching-bag vaporizer.