Faiy's training camp.

[Kitsune]

*Walks in and glares at all of the commotion* What is this madness?! This is no way to train for anything! Faiy, you need to teach them if they are incompetent, not just tussle with cooking ware!

[Faiyloe]

I was waiting for them to show up... and this cooking wear can be quite effective mind you. Also a sparring match is a good way to gauge their capabilities. If you would like to join us feel free but if you are just going to criticize then please keep it to your self. 

[Kitsune]

*Humphs pretentiously and walks to the break room*

[Faiyloe]

*Steps off of the mat* Alright everyone time to move on, Skarzs stop hitting Jet and you know you will have to pay for the damage you did to my floor. The rest of you line up along the black line. *Points to a line painted along the floor.* *returns frying pan to the weapons rack and then starts passing out high energy water gun*

Now Guests are highly allergic to water. It interrupts their cohesion so that they are no longer able to maintain their form. *Presses a button on a remote attached to my wrist* *a holographic guest starts charging across the room towards us* *raises water gun and sends a high powered blast of water colliding with its face* *It pixelizes and burst into oblivion* There. Now lets see how you lot do. *Another button is pressed and line of guests appear standing across the room, one guest for each member.* Ready, Aim, Fire! *The Guests start to charge*

[Izeroth]

 What's a sparing match? Is that where we compete to see who's more merciful?

I fail to see the tactical usefulness of cooking wear.

[Faiyloe]

*Grabs frying pan off bench and Smashes Izeroth on the side of the head in one swing* That's its usefulness. Now FIRE! It also makes a good shield.

[Izeroth]

 Fire? With pleasure.

*Discharges the contents of my pistol at Faiyloe's face*

[Faiyloe]

*Uses frying pan as a shield and deflects it* *Izeroth's guest reaches him and goes to grab him around the neck* *Shoots guest and it explodes* If this was real you would be dead by now! All because of a petty grudge. *Takes Izzy's Pistol* Now drop and give me twenty for insubordination and firing on a superior officer.

[Delthion]

*Shoots Faiy and then the Guest in quick succession.* I fail to see the usefulness of these weapons...Durendal accomplishes the same thing without need for water, and it's much more fun as well.

[Faiyloe]

*Blocks Dells blast with frying pan* *Takes Dells gun* Now drop and give me twenty or I'll get Skarzs to make you.

[Delthion]

Okay... * Drops down, stands up and gives Faiy the number 20.*

[Faiyloe]

*Takes the twenty and uses it to hit Dell on the head* Push-ups, you nitwit!

[Delthion]

*Pushes hands up in the air twenty times.* That better?

[Faiyloe]

You have the up part but not the drop and the push... You are this close mister to getting a lesson from 500lb of rock.

[Delthion]

Oh, okay. I don't know what you're talking about then. *Innocent smile.* (Not at all like this )