Grammar Patrol

[Skyblade]

Well, it was my choice to put it in The Cellars. It's fine; I find it entertaining.

[Luftwaffles]

This just wouldn't be funny without threats (plus, I'm liking that way of writing... it is like those puzzles you shouldn't be able to comprehend).

[James Gryphon]

oh ya your rite

tis am SEAROUS thread tats y its here
wel SAUREE!

jkk!!!! i has fingers crossed lololololololollololl you're frets dont work on me

edits: 'searius r not rite spellin i fix it to SEAROUS, also i didont riet frets write eader it shud b frets not threts

[Morgazath]

 *Walks in. Looks around.* This looks interesting.

[Luftwaffles]

I actually got about half the message (got a bit lost around the second paragraph)

[James Gryphon]

sauri i fix mi post up 2 maik it easyier to reed
kk??

[Luftwaffles]

Thankee

I mean, thank you

(Saury might be a cool nick-name, though).

[Eulaliaaa!]

I have absolutely no idea what James is saying. Can anybody translate this for the people that can't speak whatever language he's using?   

[James Gryphon]

it r E-Z 2 reeds... u nead to speek american lik  teh rest of us!!1!

[Eulaliaaa!]

?? Something about speaking American and the letters E through Z...

[James Gryphon]

lulls... u gram peeps...

teh words r in sumthin call "centance". lik pitance but in cents. teh centence r red awl at 1 time!!! not 1 word at time.

[Søren]

lulls... u gram peeps...

teh words r in sumthin call "centance". lik pitance but in cents. teh centence r red awl at 1 time!!! not 1 word at time.

"LOLs you grammar people"
"The words are in something called a "sentence". Like "pittance" but in cents. Sentences are read all the time, at one time. Not one word at a time."

[Cornflower MM]

*Sighs* I'll translate.

oh ya your rite

tis am SEAROUS thread tats y its here
wel SAUREE!

jkk!!!! i has fingers crossed lololololololollololl you're frets dont work on me

edits: 'searius r not rite spellin i fix it to SEAROUS, also i didont riet frets write eader it shud b frets not threts

He said, 'Oh yeah., you're right.

Something something serious that's why it's here.
Well, sorry!

Just kidding, I have my fingers crossed. *LOLs* Your frets don't work on me.

Edit: Serious isn't the right spelling. I fixed it to *Misspelling of serious*, also I didn't write frets right either, it should be frets not *Misspelling of 'frets*'

Better? the something are because I don;t know what  he said. James, would you care to elaborate?

[Banya]

"frets" = threats

"something something" = It's a SERIOUS thread, that's why it's here.

[Mhera]

Well, it was my choice to put it in The Cellars. It's fine; I find it entertaining.

This just wouldn't be funny without threats (plus, I'm liking that way of writing... it is like those puzzles you shouldn't be able to comprehend).

(Well if it's cool with you guys...)
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i can tranlate Eulalio, i speek his langwage. howeva...

it r E-Z 2 reeds... u nead to speek american lik  teh rest of us!!1!

^this... this meen nuthing. it no worth tranlate.

lulls... u gram peeps...

teh words r in sumthin call "centance". lik pitance but in cents. teh centence r red awl at 1 time!!! not 1 word at time.

he useing bigg werds... like centance an pitance... but first he laugh at yu. alllllllllllllllllll of yu.......