Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Raises hand*  Miss Russa, I believe there is a truck approaching the school building (at top speeds of 94 mph). 

May we run?

[Russa Nodrey]

No, you may not run. I'll take care of it. *Goes outside* *Throws a brick at the truck driver* *Truck crashes safely into a hedge*

[Verdauga]

*Administers medical aid to the bus driver.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*helps Verdauga and has kawakawa ointment and fresh leaves (the ones with caterpillar holes are best) ready*

[Booklover]

*Truck crashes safely into a hedge*

That's an oxymoron.

[Verdauga]

*Calls  from the bustruck.*

It depends on who is safe.

[Booklover]

Then it's ambiguous.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*applies kawakawa ointment to the driver and sends Whatitiri for more fresh leaves (with caterpillar holes in)*

[Verdauga]

*Finishes treating the various wounds on the truck driver and carefully extricates him from the wreckage, barely moving his spine.*

[Kade Rivok]

I, uh, I think the spine is supposed to go with him.  Don't leave it behind in the wreckage please.

[Verdauga]

No, see, I barely moved it. He still has it, but it has not been shifted.

I took out the drivers' seat. With him in it.

[Kade Rivok]

But, but, if you didn't hardly move it, and you've cleared him from the wreckage, that means the spine is still back in the wreckage, doesn't it?

[Verdauga]

...........What? Get back to school. Let the adults handle this.

[Kade Rivok]

Mmmmmmmmmeh

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is actually laughing in real life*