Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

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I just did.-_-

[Verdauga]

*Begins reading Beowulf aloud.*

[Kade Rivok]

Ooo, are you doing it in old english?

[Verdauga]

Ancient Welsh, you Plebeian.


(Actually it's a modern translation, as my old English voice isn't worth hearing.)

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*stits un moving*

[Booklover]

Help! Lass isn't breathing! Anyone know First Aid?

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*fants*

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*  Breath, darn you, BREATH!!!!
Yes, I know the heimlich maneuver is not for this issue.  That's the joke. 

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...

[Verdauga]

*Pushes Kade away and administers smelling salts.*

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.........

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass's neck.*

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...

[Kade Rivok]

Well, if she wasn't dead before, that probably finished her off.

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...ah...