Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Verdauga]

Woah, woah, woah! Kids! I already got services over here. No need to dial official emergency services now. Let's all go back to studying.

[lass of something much]

*grons*

[Verdauga]

*Studies The Lord of the Rings for a while before, before going to the closet in the back of the room and opening it. A terrifying roar begins, cut short by an ear-splitting crack. Pulls Lass, now healed, out of the closet.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Jumps into the closet, curious as to what's inside.*

[Booklover]

Maybe it leads to Narnia.

[lass of something much]

O.O

[Verdauga]

*Grabs Kade midleap and places him back in his seat.*
Alright, kids! Looks like it's time for recess! Off you go now!
*Closes the closet door and locks the five locks on it, chuckling all the while.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Defenestrates himself at the mention of recess.*

[lass of something much]

*cluchis ribs in an attempt to stop the pain*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*passes Lass a pot of kawakawa without looking up from The Two Towers*

[lass of something much]

*tries to say something*

[Verdauga]

*As Lass (Or possibly her doppelganger) was healed, tilts head and looks in confusion.*
You okay, kid?

[Kade Rivok]

*Defenestrates himself back into the room.*  Are we going to recess or what?

[Verdauga]

*Waves hand dismissively.*
Have fun children! I simply must take care of whatever ails this poor child.

[Kade Rivok]

Should I break out the ol' heimlich maneuver again?  It's a life saver!