Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

*there is a bom in the class room*

[Verdauga]

(A bomb? how'd it get there?)

[lass of something much]

*the bomb explodes*

[Verdauga]

*Stops the bomb mid-explosion.*

Now, now, now, we have a playground for a reason.
*Tosses the bomb into the janitorial closet in the hall to let it finish detonating.*

[lass of something much]

*everyone who was in the hall at the time is ether dead or dying*

[Verdauga]

(Come on, Lass. you can't influence the school while you're in Hobbiton.)

[Booklover]

*Calmly sets a plasma mine in the bathroom.*
I go to such lengths to sanitize this place.

*Steps outside the bathroom and presses the detonator.*

Well, with what's going on at the moment you can't be too careful.

[Verdauga]

(Exactly. Extra precautions. First it was bleach. Then Carbolic acid. then a flamethrower. I've been using plasma for a few years now. Very few ingredients, and everything has that clean, fresh ozone smell to it.)

[lass of something much]

*bomb vomits*

[Kade Rivok]

Somebody set us up the bomb.

[lass of something much]

(Come on, Lass. you can't influence the school while you're in Hobbiton.)

Wana bet?!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Alrighty then, we're going back to school. *puts party-tree (or whatever Lass is climbing on) in the sidecar and rides back to school*

[lass of something much]

Sam's gona be mad at you for that!

[Verdauga]

*Begins drawing a pentacle on the wall.*

[Booklover]

Sam's gona be mad at you for that!

Who's Sam?