Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Herman begins his study on "The Formation of Democracy" *

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*has put aside the tracings and is reading about the Ancient Celts*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

*winces in surprise at the sudden movement, then gets the textbook from the desk*
Horrible Histories, Slimy Stuarts. Nice! *begins studying*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*looks up* I'm reading a Horrible Histories book as well.

[Booklover]

*begins reading a Horrible Histories book* So am I.

[Verdauga]

Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

*Smiling all the while.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Has just about expired from lack of air due to the sandwich lodged in his throat.*

[Booklover]

Heimlich Manoeuvre!

[Verdauga]

*While smiling, slams my 1913 World Encycopaedia, First Edition into Kade's stomach.*

[Kade Rivok]

*A soggy sandwich flies out of the Otterbadger's mouth and straight towards the substitute teacher's face.*

[Verdauga]

*Stops the sandwhich midair, and sends it out the track side window with a flick o the wrist.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*applauds*

[Verdauga]

Thank you, child.
*Cleans hand.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins breathing normally again.  Still out like a light, though.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Herman's stomach begins to make noises*