Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Verdauga]

*Really needs to stock up on those.*

[Kade Rivok]

Deary me!  *Herman falls to the ground*

*Grabs a Vanilla Muffin of Life and shoves it down Herman's throat*

Should dolphins be eating muffins in the first place?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Probably not, but this is the Cellars.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Herman revives*  I'm alive!

[Russa Nodrey]

Yay.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hah! I feel that way about my brothers, sometimes.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*would laugh long and hard over that but is too absorbed in book to hear*

[Booklover]

Deary me!  *Herman falls to the ground*

*Grabs a Vanilla Muffin of Life and shoves it down Herman's throat*

Should dolphins be eating muffins in the first place?

Should mice, otterbadgers, taniwha, wildcats, otters and other animals eat muffins (or other food)?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*looks up from book* One taniwha, two taniwha. THERE'S NO S YOU TABLED METAPHAUN!!! *continues reading*

[Booklover]

Sorry. (but there's no need to call me an imbecile)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Deepest apologies. I will edit my post.

[lass of something much]

Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

what is the meaning of life? if you had rips in your shirt, and somebeast told you, what would you do?...

[Verdauga]

The meaning of life is to serve my Lord and Savior

I'd show off my muscles and battle-scars.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I approve of both of those answers. Well done, darling.

[Verdauga]

Thanks, dearest.