Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is standing in front of Corporal Rubbadub* Mr. Verdauga, we have new student. Can I be the one to show him around the school?

[Verdauga]

*Clasps a hand(paw[claw{phalangenal hub}]) on Rubbadub's shoulder.*
Stay here, child, unless you have a note. Please sit down.
*Smiles at the class.* So we do.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*inwardly fuming at shisteer*
*tries to wrigle away*

[Verdauga]

*Places Rub in a desk on the second row.*

*Takes a deep breath and gives the class an energetic smile.*

Our next topic of study is trees! Fortunately, I have a presentation video that I will comment on as we watch to help you learn!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yay! *climbs down from desk and sits down*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*runs out of the classroom*
*trumpet sound*

[Verdauga]

*Waits for Rub to come flying in the classroom wndow.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Verdauga, should I come down from the ceiling? I'm fine up here, but I might be able to concentrate better on terra firma.

[Verdauga]

*Glances at Eb up on the ceiling.*
Err, yes, child. That would be advisable. Do you need help?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*drops onto desk, landing on all four paws* No, but thanks for offering.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*waits patiently*

[Verdauga]

*Places disk in projector and turns it on.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*watches intently*

[Verdauga]

*Begins droning the lecture comments.*

Dendrology, or the study of trees, has proven very beneficial to mankind. In that vein, so have trees. Lumber has been used to  build houses, make furniture, and make early equipment. Even nowadays, scientists are studying trees for qualities they have and how they perform to polymers, composits, and metals...

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*runs in and smashes the projector*
BangBang!
Translation-No more polymersers and composifity's!